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Terrible Sonic jokes

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by H Hog, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. AkumaYin

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    And on THAT subject:

    What's Blaze's least favorite zone?

    The No-Bonfire Zone!
     
  2. Retroman

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    And on THAT subject:

    What's SEGA's most favourite zone?

    Sonic Rushed Zone
     
  3. Skyler

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    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

    What's Sonic's favorite flora?

    + - The Music Plant.  
     
  4. The KKM

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    Why did Eggman litter Wave Ocean with boiling water kettles, roman busts, water bottles, and Sonic 3 monitors playing 80's anime?
     
  5. winterhell

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    What is Tails's favorite dance move?

    + - the helicopter  
     
  6. Captain L

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    After the success of Hyrule Warriors, Tecmo Koei announced that they were partnering up with a different video game icon for a new crossover. Coming this Fall, Toot Toot Sonic Warriors.
     
  7. NioZero

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    Tornado Sky Fighters
    Sonic Boom Warriors...
     
  8. winterhell

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    Furry Jiggle Physics Delux by Tecmo
     
  9. Aerosol

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    Sonic (?): Coming summer of 2055...?
    What's Knuckles' favorite joint?
    + - The Lava Reefer  

    Where does Amy hide her hammer?
    + - In her Mystic Cave  

    Best place to get Super Bowl grub?
    + - The Wing Fortress  

    The area directly behind Eggman is often called + - The Windy Valley  

    Rouge often stows her stolen jewels away in her + - Wild Canyon  

    Poor Vanilla can't find any help taking care of her + - Dry Lagoon   these days.

    I'm sorry.
     
  10. Beltway

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    Sonic, back in the day, was able to use his signature rolling abilities to move over the hills. Nowadays, Sonic can no longer roll, but he's still been over the hill ever since.
     
  11. Rosie

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    Sonic Team thought they'd include fishing in Sonic Adventure...

    ...It was a Big mistake.
     
  12. Retroman

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    Sonic Team decided to reintroduce old Sonic characters.

    ...It was a Chaotix decision

    What did Knuckles said to Sonic who was feeling down?

    "Hey Sonic. Why so blue?"
    *Knuckles Trollface*

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Knuc - kles
     
  13. SpeedsMyGame

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    Here's a really bad one.

    What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

    Gotta Go Fast.

    Ha. Ha. Ha....
     
  14. Jimmy Hedgehog

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    Tails: Sonic, Ramadan's over, you can stop fasting now.
    Sonic: It's never not time to fast.
     
  15. AngelKOR

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    Time for a change of phase xD... AHEM*...
    What did Silver say when they gave him water instead of juice...
    It's no juice...
    *Runs away with the same pose of my profile pic while dodging tomatoes.
     
  16. Rudie Radio Waves

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    When Tails asks Sonic to slow down, Sonic replies "Put yourself in my shoes!"
    Sorry.
     
  17. MegaMarioMan

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    Eggman comes to Sonic's house and: knock knock. Who's there? Eggman. Eggman who? Eggman have I ever let you down Sonic?