In the intro of S3, What did Knuckles say after he took the chaos emeralds away from Sonic and Tails? "That's a rap!" Causehisthemesongisrapbasedandhetookthechaosemeraldsandaughyouguysaresofreakingannoying What do you call Amy when she gets into a Warp Ring? Ring-a-ROSIE What was Eggman doing when he was in his ship in GHZ? He was having a ball! Why did Sonic cross the water? To get to the other slide! *Ba dum phsh!* Why does Sonic like running in the wind? Cause it's cool! Why did Eggman created a car? To Egg-celerate his plans into gear! Also because he is Egg-stremely Obese to use his body, because his body wasn't reggie. Who is Eggman? He is the walrus. Goo-goo ga-joob. Motor-bug: "Iron feeling tired." Caterkiller: "Oil bet it's metal fatigue." Motor-bug "Yes, I just need a rust." Motor-bug "Iron Steel feeling tired." Caterkiller: "Have you tried aChromeatherapy?" Motor-bug "Yes but I got Brassed off with it!" Caterkiller: "Well, if there's any tin I can do ..." Motor-bug "Tanks!" What did Knuckles gave to Sonic? The punchline
What is Sonic's phrase of choice? Spoiler The Hills are always Greener in someone else's Zone. Because, as we all know... Spoiler The Hills are Splashing with the sound of terminally ill kittens!
This is a borrowed joke but... What did Eggman say before he tried to destroy the chao garden? Spoiler Joke originally by Ian Flynn
What does Sonic do when he gets a new car? He takes it for a spin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Sonic is bartering, what's his strongest argument? "That's no good." Why am I doing this?
Why is Any so in love with Sonic? He has Magic Hands. How does Sonic know where to run to? He follows his rainbow. What did Sonic say after Knuckles told him he was the fastest thing alive? Ya damn right Knuckles! What does Knuckles do when someone else wants the TV remote? Smashes it so hard that the pieces fly into space because he's a dick like that. Your jokes today have been sponsored by Sonic Adventure 2 HD, coming soon in glorious occasional widescreen!
Not a fan-fic Sonic went back in time to the past and the portal dropped him off butt first on East Station Square. He brushed his legs off, looking around puzzled, but in a familiar place. "What is this place? It seems awfully familiar." He then got up, brushed his sneakers and started to walk around. While he was walking and he was close to a famous highway called "Speed Highway", a name he remembered cruising on. "Good times. Though those police drivers were such a pain in the ass." Later, as he was walking he was entering Lower Station Square. "Ooh, I finally know where I am. Station Square! Very nostalgic. " At that moment, he heard a loud bell. It kept on repeating. "What's this, someone got married?" A thought pop-up of Amy nagging and chasing Sonic as a proposal to marry him. He shuttered at the though. "Ugh. Amy..." It rang on-top of the City Council building. It was a monument to Station Square's history. As it rang on each note, it became noticeably louder and LOUDER. His hands covered his ears and he was in agony "Can someone please turn off that bell?!" He grew impatient. "That's it! I had enough of this!" Sonic went speeding up the building where the bell was. There he located the Giant Bell and he ran in boost mode. "Take this!" and he barged into the bell. "That should keep you nice and quiet!" he said. The bell vibrated loudly, seemingly cancelling out the loud sound. When Sonic walked off to go to speed highway, there was a rattling sound. A ring came out of it and walked towards Sonic's right foot. "Huh?" He exclaimed. "Heh. Seems like this bell has more of a 'ring' to it than I thought!" Little did he know that when he came to kick it, it had more of a ring to it than what Sonic thought. And then two rings came out, three rings came out, four, six, then ten. "Jackpot!" Then it began to pile up quickly. Sonic gulped as he was facing a tsunami of rings. "Mommy?" He desperately tried to run away, but the wave of rings carried him off. "Ah I am alive! Oh wait." He sees the rings heading out to the edge of the building. "Poop." Then Sonic went over the building and landed head first like a certain in-joke in the games. He got up easily. "Well hey, at-least I'm-". Noticing that, he sees a huge shadow of rings on the ground. He looks up, and in terror he watches as the rings go down. The rings piled on-top of him, creating a massive pile over him. "I'm definitely gonna sue whoever is in charge of this dump..." The end. (Oh God I'm going to regret making this post for the rest of my life!)
