What real-life lessons has Sonic taught you?

Sonic has taught me that golden onion rings are fantastic.

 

INERTIA. Long before I knew newton had laws other than gravity, Sonic was teaching me that objects at rest stay at rest and objects in motion stay in motion. Unless acted upon by an external force. Etc.

((It also taught me inertia in the meta-physical sense. That is to say that the only way things will get done is if you go out and do it. Doing nothing just wastes time and pushes you to the end of the clock when you die. Unless you're on little planet in which case you get a game over.))

Edit: I'm outta here!