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What real-life lessons has Sonic taught you?

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  1. Skyler

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    Backstory: My English teacher gave us an assignment based on a passage/list entitled, "All I need to know I learned from Kindergarten." So he wants the class to make our own list and fill in "Kindergarten" with another word, and pick about 10-15 things you learned from it. As you may be assuming, I've chosen Sonic.

    These are some I've come up with, excluding the more satirical ones:

    Never hesitate to do something. (10 minute time limit)
    Follow through on what you do. (Maintaining speed to get past a loop)
    One person or group can fight the wrongs of corrupt government. (SatAM)
    Using <strike>THE REAL SUPER POWER OF</strike> teamwork can make things easier and/or more enjoyable. (Sonic Heroes)
    Always aim for the number one spot. (Sonic vs. Mario)
    Your past is your future, if you make it to be as such. (Mega Collection, Gems Collection, etc.)
    Always look at something from different perspectives, you may learn something new. (Exploring familiar places differently and finding new paths or rooms)

    Then I thought to myself, "What if Retro was posed the same question?" It may seem cheesy, but that's the name of the game. What has Sonic taught you?
     
  2. Sonic Warrior TJ

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    Sonic taught me to get out of there if there's any pedophiles afoot.
     
  3. Megane

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    Leaping through time, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that the next leap will be the leap home.
    Chilidogs are fuckin' awesome. And don't Google search "Sonic" with safe search off.

    That's all I learned.
     
  4. Impish

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    Along with terminator, sonic has made me fear a robotic rebellion/takeover.
     
  5. FinalBeyond

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    Don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to live a life without regrets.

    (Somebody had to say it.)
     
  6. Vaiz

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    If you ever find yourself in an underwater predicament, find a fucking air bubble.
     
  7. Ravenfreak

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    To stand up for what you believe is right.
     
  8. ICEknight

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    "Wait until marriage"
     
  9. nineko

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    Every now and then I break into jewelry stores and steal all their gold rings.
    When I'm done I start jumping on every monitor I see until I smash them.

    On a more serious note, thanks to Sonic I always liked to run.
     
  10. Afti

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    Television is evil. All televisions must be destroyed, unless there's a fat man on the screen.
     
  11. NemUK

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    Don't take shit from fat, power-hungry Doctors.
     
  12. NiktheGreek

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    As long as I hold at least one golden ring, my enemies cannot harm me but I can still die by being crushed or falling down a pit.
     
  13. The KKM

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    <!--quoteo(post=399006:date=Jan 22 2010, 09:50 AM:name=Sonic Warrior TJ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sonic Warrior TJ @ Jan 22 2010, 09:50 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=399006">[​IMG]</a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Sonic taught me to get out of there if there's any pedophiles afoot.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--quoteo(post=399015:date=Jan 22 2010, 10:32 AM:name=ICEknight)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ICEknight @ Jan 22 2010, 10:32 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=399015">[​IMG]</a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"Wait until marriage"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And not to climb inside washing machines.
     
  14. NHY

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    Always be yourself, even if most other people think your an eccentric jackass. :v:
     
  15. Sonic Warrior TJ

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    Sonic also helped me to further understand the laws of physics.
     
  16. Yash

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    If you have something good, don't fuck it up with excessive bullshit
     
  17. trakker

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    Don't run into very well cleaned glass doors/large windows?
     
  18. RedStripedShoes

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    Never touch a slot machine. You run the risk of being bombarded with spiky mines.
     
  19. Hez

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    Nothing. It's a god damn video game.

    On the other hand, it taught me that genesis cartridges are less likely to work the older they get so enjoy them while you can.
     
  20. Iceguy

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    Hell. It's in my head.
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    That it is not good to be a Sonic fanboy.
    And that video games are serious business, especially classic Sonic ones. :v:
     
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