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Terrible Sonic jokes

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by H Hog, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. MarkoMan

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  2. LocalH

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    /thread in one reply. Brilliant.
     
  3. MykonosFan

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    What is the first thing Sonic tells after getting home from an adventure?

    Tails!

    Where did the Sonic Underground band's career took off?

    The Launch Bass Zone!
    (Awkward in that no one plays the bass in that show, BUT DO YOU GET IT BECAUSE THEIR CAREER TOOK OFF FROM LAUNCH BASS ZONE [)


    Why did Amy hit Sonic with her hammer?

    He was taking a Peeko at her!

    brb shooting myself
     
  4. Mr Lange

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    Why did Robotnik give up collecting chaos emeralds?
    He has a Nack for them.

    Get it.

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  5. MykonosFan

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    What's Shadow's favorite type of porn?

    Baton Rouge + - Louisiana  
     
  6. Malpass

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    What TV show did the beta for this appear on?

    Robot-Nick Arcade.

    It was only after snorting amphetamine that Sonic realised why they called it Speed Highway.
     
  7. Mystical Ninja

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    Terrible Sonic jokes, huh?

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    Regardless of whether or not this was meant to be a joke, it still sucked, and managed to piss me off. It's one of the few lines of dialogue in any Sonic game ever, that made me want to vomit.
     
  8. KeebeeNacho

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    I never really understood why anyone would get so pissy over one little line that lampshades the Robotnik/Eggman confusion. It's only purpose was to acknowledge that it's part of Sonic history and make it canon just for kicks and giggles. So who cares?
     
  9. Mystical Ninja

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    Nothing that concerns this place in the least.
    And I'll never understand how anybody could look at that as anything more than blatant trolling on their part. To me, that's almost like saying that the Sylvania Castle Zone boss intro in Sonic 4: Episode II wasn't meant to troll anybody. The only difference between the two, however, is that the latter one was actually kind of funny.
     
  10. Skyler

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    Killjoy. :/

    Where does Sonic go to dye his hair?
    Green Quill Zone!
     
  11. corneliab

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  12. Didn't you already get all of your whining about this out in the Generations thread?
    Get a sense of humor and get the fuck over it already!


    Back to the topic at hand, though:
    AJ Freda had a section of his website back in the day with a TON of puns, but I can't remember many of them! If anyone's in touch with him perhaps they can see if he remembers any? :D
    Anyway, did you know that Shadow debuted in Sonic 3D Blast?
    Check it out! There are several Shadows in this screenshot!
     
  13. Retroman

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    Careful not to EGG him on further.
     
  14. Scarred Sun

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    Welp, this.
    Why do people feel the need to blue blue in light-hearted threads?

    I mean, come on. Don't let the sun laugh at you.
     
  15. TheInvisibleSun

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    *looks at image on the left*, *laughs*

    Anyway, time for my own spin on this topic:

    Knuckles: What's wrong Sonic, jealous?

    Sonic: No, what makes you say that?

    Knuckles: I can see it in your eyes.
     
  16. I thought both were quite funny.


    I spy 2 suns but I don't know which burns faster =|

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  17. FuzzballFox

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    What's Knuckles' favourite drink at a party.
    PUNCH.

    Yup...
     
  18. gold lightning

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpglqYeQBc

    I'm sorry for the ears of anyone who was brave enough to click on this.
     
  19. SaviourDCX

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    Robotnik: I've finally finished my most cleaver invention ever! I call it the Hyper Metal Sonic! With all of Sonic thoughts!
    Hyper Metal Sonic: Holy crap it's Eggman!
    Robotnik: what?!
    Hyper Metal Sonic: *destroys everything*
     
  20. Sonic Warrior TJ

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    What did Sonic say when he reached Flying Battery Zone?
    Thank goodness, my Nomad's about to die.

    How come Sonic doesn't mind aliens invading his body?
    The colors feel so right.

    What did Robotnik say when he ground up hedgehog meat into chili for his hotdog?
    This is how you Sonic.

    Trying to come up with more, be back soon.