THE KEN PENDERS CHRONICLES: PendersCON Alert level 5- something actually made it to sale

Never has this been more appropriate.

 

Th-th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks! I'm out.

 

I'm thinking Ken should reapply himself as a horror author, he seems to be pretty good at creating nightmare fuel. No, seriously, pump him full of hallucinogens and have him create some abstract nightmarish animation.

 

Woah. I just clicked on the "get new post" and it loaded to Effexor's quoted post first. Kill that shit with fire.

 

http://www.kenpenders.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=2668

Introducing Ken's newest character: Mega Man the Astronaut





Far better modelling than the Lien-Da one this time, but I just can't get over how much it reminds me of Mega Man, especially with the gold bit on the arm.

 

...hmm...

Spoiler

Might be the shoulder and abdomen guards, but I'm getting a more "Fanfilm Mega Man" outta that.

 

Looks like an African-American kinda guy to me. :specialed: He's definitely not a huge anatomical nightmare, like the last one, but he doesn't look pretty either.

Is it sad that I was disappointed this wasn't as terrifying as I thought it would be in the split-seconds before the image loaded on my browser?

 

Looks like Buzz Lightyear rendered by the people who made that awful Butt Ugly Martians show from the early 2000's.

 

That's some down syndrome in that pic

 

Nailed it. Looks like some bad early era 2000s CG here.

 

Also, LSC's new title is Lara-Su Chronicles: Shattered Tomorrows.

That's not a generic title at all. + - except it totally is.  

 

Start the hunt, where is that Earth desert photograph that has been HUE'ed to blue really from? and has permission been given and credit noted? lol

 

That's why artists should paint everything from scratch. Stock photos and cartoon characters don't mix, in my experience. That alone makes me glad the painters behind Courage the Cowardly never did photo manipulations for backgrounds.

 

Someone on SSMB found that the background comes from this http://www.walltecno.com/space-wallpaper-20-wallpaper-background-hd.html#.U4ePN3ZZDVA

 

Wait, that's one of my all time favorite space wallpapers, and Ken ripped it off? He could have at least used something much more obscure.

God, this is like the crap I used to cobble together in Paintshop Pro 5 with badly redrawn sketches as a teenager. I'm feeling nostalgic in a bad way.

 

Man, how much longer is Ken gonna pull shit out of Star Trek?

 

This guy is certifiably insane. I'm surprised he hasn't been thrown into the nut house already.

I have to ask, is there ANYONE out there who actually is excited for this thing? Does he have an audience at ALL? Because if he does, I've never seen 1 member of that community.

 

There are a few people out there. Not a ton like he claims there are, but he has some. So I guess at least he's not completely alone? It does kind of bug me when people start insulting people for being fans of his, though. (Not saying you were, just saying that there've been dicks doing that, which just makes everybody look bad.)