Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) movie

After all these years they're still using that ugly Sonic 4 render with the butt-eyebrows. :specialed:

 

And not forgetting that hideous, cheesy "smile" that he's got.

Just putting this out here, would you say it's better than, the same as, or worse than the '06 look (or any other look he's had)?

 

I don't believe it, it's finally happening you guys! :v:

Spoiler

 

Noodle limbs aside, I'd actually say 06 had the better render. Only for the face, though.

 

The Sonic 4 "fart face" is so bafflingly off-putting and bizarre I'm amazed they ever let it loose. I'd seriously like to know who OKed that one.

 

Sorry, I just had to LOL there!

But anyway, besides it being done by Deadpool director Tim Miller, I'm obviously getiing a 'Fast and Furious'-type vibe from it (from the first "teaser") - which is unsurprising considering Patrick Casey and Josh Millar have both done Team Hot Wheels: Build the Epic Race

 

Like the rest of you, I also assume the movie will be shit until proven otherwise, but aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves? It could simply be that someone unrelated to the movie gave an order to throw an image together for all these various movies, or didn't have time to get something official and just threw it together last minute. I mean, maybe the point wasn't to impress but merely convey some basic information, that it exists. It's better than helvetica on a white background, but only barely, and doesn't look official in the least, which is sort of telling. I'm not going to read much into it at this point...

 

I think the logo is tilted towards us at the bottom? So the bottom is wider.

 

Okay guys - just when you thought it was nigh on impossible for this to get even more ridiculous:

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I'd take Celery Man over Chris Thorndyke any day, sorry guys.

 

Spoiler

 

So Paul Rudd will be an adult Chris Thorndyke, analogous to what Neil Patrick Harris was in Smurfs?

Welp, I didn't imagine this being any good so fuck it, why not? At this point I'm just gonna throw my ticket money in and hope they make it as god-awful as humanly possible. Anything less than utter failure will be seen as disappointment.

 

Computer, load up Dr. Celeryman please.

 

I didn't think this was going to be anything but a shitshow, but man the question that excites me is to what degree.

 

Who? *Googles* Oh, it's Ant-Man, okay.

Have to say I saw this kind of setup coming from a mile away. Actually, make that 100 fucking miles away.

 

Just give us a trailer, Sega. I want to peel this band-aid so bad. We know it's going to be cringe. I need to know how much my face will crumple into itself.

 

I bet we'll get a teaser poster this summer, a teaser trailer around Thanksgiving/Christmas, and a full trailer next May when the pre-summer blockbusters start coming out.