Really long arse time to reply to anything. I did find these samples from Funk Drummer on the Synthmania website. At least one of those is from QQ, and a couple other loops I remember as being part of the data files?
"Some one I know keeps on telling me that Tails is a Girl! Please tell me with good strong facts if Tails is a boy or a girl. I need this question answered. PLEASE!!! Sincerely, Sonic J."
"My friend says that in Sonic Heros that thare is a bee named Charmy.I don't belive him!!"
And the ever popular:
"On the Carnival level in sonic 3 how do you get to robotnic?"
I asked this one ten long years ago. I remember specifically typing the "u" and "Thanx" to try to look cool. Looking back on this is as embarrassing as it is hilarious.
EDIT: Oh God, found another one from 2005.
"Hardcore Rebel" was my 2edgy4u wrestling gimmick I made up.