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THE KEN PENDERS CHRONICLES: a man you Ken DePenders on

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by The KKM, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Adamis

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    Because it is set in the future. It's been like that in the scripts I've gotten since before the pandemic IIRC.
     
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  2. Blue Spikeball

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    I honestly don't get why someone so pretentious would accept a gig as the writer of a comic book tie-in for a cartoon based on a game series about funny animals. Did he really expect Sega and Archie to be receptive of him shoehorning convoluted storylines, Christ allegories and tacky Holocaust references in Sonic? He got lucky that they didn't care enough about the Knuckles comic to closely supervise it.
     
  3. xbloodywhalex

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    re-reading one piece, probably
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  4. DarkVDee

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    Sonic DVD [CD2]
    I would be lying if I say I didn't see that one coming. Lol.
     
  5. John Chrysler

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    NFTs of what?
     
  6. Shaddy the guy

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    Remember, it's very important to Penders that you understand he is a progressive feminist crusader for environmental justice and artist rights.
     
  7. Mecha Sally

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    Wonder how much that artwork of Lara-Su getting her feet tickled will be worth. :V
     
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  8. Dark Sonic

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    Of course Penders would sell NFTs.

    Penders reminds me of the most recent South Park special where in the bad future Butters ended up being a scummy NFT salesman who just bullshits people and leaves chaos in his wake.
     
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  9. Only for viewing

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    gee, ken penders thread, how come penders lets you have two title renames in a year?
     
  10. The Joebro64

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    I liked the original name better ;-;
     
  11. Overlord

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    I'd say unbelievable.... but it isn't. You really found a way to sink to a new low, Ken. Good job.
     
  12. shilz

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  13. MrMechanic

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    Oh lordie, it's taken him 5 years to announce and not release an app.

    10 years to produce 10 pages.

    He's not going to sell NFT's! By the time he figures out how to make 1, anyone who was born on the day he announced his comic will be sat in a retirement home watching their great grandchild come for a visit.
     
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  14. raphael_fc

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    Ken created the concept of cryptocurrency and Bitcoin stole it from him.
     
  15. The Joebro64

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  16. SuperSnoopy

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    It sucks that I'm not even more angry or disappointed in him to be honest.
    This man has already hit rock bottom for me so...this is just ken penders being ken penders I guess.
     
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  17. Forte

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    Dear God, what's next? Echy'dnya bitcoin with Fuckles face?
     
  18. Linkabel

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    The Lara-Su Chronicles Echy-d-nyopedia.
     
  19. The Joebro64

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  20. biggestsonicfan

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    ALWAYS Sonic the Fighters
    There is no fucking way this man is sane