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THE KEN PENDERS CHRONICLES: a man you Ken DePenders on

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by The KKM, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Shaddy the guy

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    Ken Penders wouldn't pass validation here.

    Side-note: it would be great if someone could make a chrome extension that auto-corrects any instance of "Ken Penders" to "Kenny Pendies Chicken Tendies".
     
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  3. MartiusR

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    - Hey Ken, what's your zodiac sign?
    - Pedobear



    K.P. clearly shows the symptoms of someone who has nothing to do (e.g. spending too much time on social media and trying to get attention with more and more prepasterous and "scandalic" entries/posts).

    Oh well.

    P.S. Why this thread is started with post "lel" and nothing more (in it)?
     
  4. Yuzu

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    It was edited a few days back

    most likely because this man just keeps on going places :v:
     
  5. Retroman

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    Seems like he's taking a page of J.K Rowling's stupid tweets about Harry Potter characters being secretly this or that to gain infamy through people making memes.

    You know, because memes can also be created as a means for commercial interest or gain, such as to promote one's product or a person as well as for the lols.
     
  6. Shaddy the guy

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    My current headcanon is he just self-inserts as Geoffrey.
     
  7. Overlord

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    Considering he's like the one character he's still clinging to who isn't an echidna I think you're probably onto something there.
     
  8. Dark Sonic

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    Huh. Yea I never thought of that but it makes a lot of sense. He's a smug prob cucked skunk in real life as it is.
     
  9. Plorpus

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    Let's compare:

    GEOFFREY ST. JOHN:
    Is insufferable
    Fucked a squirrel

    KEN ST. PENDERS:
    Is insufferable
    Fucked a squirrel

    Checks out!
     
  10. Powpuck

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    The difference being Rowling is creator of Harry Potter and its cast of characters.
     
  11. Laughingcow

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    In both cases, the squirrels were disappointed.
     
  12. Ritz

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    Ken Penders is the fandom's clown in the dunk tank and he loves it. What a fabulous troll.

    I mean people are only upset about this because he has a more legitimate claim to "My fancharacter fucked Princess Sally" than anybody else and it's not fair
     
  13. VectorCNC

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    What about that guy with the human skeleton in the Sally doll? Wait, was that Penders or Christian Weston Chandler? As I recall Christian had relations with a dead body, but I thought he removed the skeleton first. :psyduck:
     
  14. BlackHole

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    ...wait whut?
     
  15. Mecha Sally

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    Pretty sure that was another guy entirely. Can't remember who but I do remember the pics of it being constructed. Giggity.

    I don't think I can say anything about that Tweet that hasn't already been said. Just... what the shit lol.
     
  16. Retroman

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    And they are both NUTS
    And J.K has managed to bring herself from living in the streets to having a house in the streets while being successful and relevant
     
  17. Sir_mihael

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    Well this was amusing for both the tweet and the responses.

    https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/1127321162499756034?s=19

    Imagine just not being able to relate to any kind of written character just because they're not trying to grab some ass or get married?

    Sorry Ken, no way you can justify this point without an even bigger shovel to dig yourself further into that hole.

    This has been a crazy past few days for Twitter for sure :v:
     
  18. Dark Sonic

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    And then he later implies that because Sonic has no love interests he may be asexual which apparently is a bad thing.

    Like how is this man such scum? And how did this gross man spawn children anyway?
     
  19. Ayu Tsukimiya

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    As we all know, this is the pinnacle of writing.
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  20. Laughingcow

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    Irrelevant man says outrageous things for attention. //forums.sonicretro.org/public/style_emoticons/default/v.png

    Can't we just talk about Mr. Ratburn getting gay married on a recent episode of Arthur while also asking, "This show is still on the air?"