The Eggman Rap 2

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  1. InstantSonic

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    The sequel to the Eggman Rap from 2003, but this time not parodying an actual rap song! Original lyrics written and performed by me, and the music is by Protodome. This will be animated eventually.

    https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35092772/eggmanrap_2.mp3

    LYRICS:
    I'm Eggman
    That's E-double-G, M-A-N
    Got no hair
    I don't care
    Chilling with my bots as I plan the evil plots

    Thick round glasses can't seem to see my eyes
    Mustache with 3 points on the sides
    Eggmobiles are my choice of rides
    Laughing with a smile as wide as my pants size
    Here we go laying out some traps
    Everywhere spiked pits and a time cap
    Put my face on a sign at the end of the zone
    Sonic's face too so that I'm not alone

    Damn! He destroyed my newest ultimate creation
    I won't let him get the best of my over-qualified intellect

    You'll pay when you're in my way
    I swear I'll make you rue the day
    Next time there won't be a next time
    For you and your animal friends too, hedgehog

    You'll see I'm the one to rule this planet
    I swear you won't miss the ones who ran it
    My face on every cent and dime!
    You won't be able to stop me this time, hedgehog

    Now, where did I put those chaos emeralds again

    My next project's called the Death Egg
    A space station guaranteed to make you all beg
    Built a winged fortress in the sky
    Using up an ocean of oil until it's dry

    Oh great Sonic's stowed away on my ship!
    Now he's gonna wish he hadn't gave me any lip
    Mecha Sonic's gonna kick his ass
    Oh damn Sonic turned his jaw into glass

    Here we go I'll make this our final fight
    This time I'll set Sonic right
    OH MAN there goes my master plan
    Sealed inside this robot in the end
    Self-destruct, hold on, adios my friends
     
  2. This easily tops Eminem and MC Frontalot for whitest rapping ever. Only the brilliant intellect of Eggman could achieve this! Let's face it, we're all screwed. We're no match for these fat beats!

    It's a wonderful little ditty and it put a smile on my face during an otherwise boring work day. The only suggestion I have is true for all of hip hop and rap: As always, crank up the bass!
     
  3. InstantSonic

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    Thanks Spex, I'm glad it made you smile. :D
     
  4. That was awesome! Can't wait to see it animated.
     
  5. JaxTH

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    Jack shit.
    I'm indifferent.

    I did like it near the end though.
     
  6. InstantSonic

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    Thanks Rgamer! And Jax, it's probably because you liked Sonic 2 better than Sonic 1. ;D
     
  7. Skyler

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    This was one of the highlights of my day.
     
  8. winterhell

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    Nice voice.
     
  9. Miles3298

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    That was entertaining. I like the evil laugh.
     
  10. Shoemanbundy

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    Hilarious. There's a first one? I gotta find this.
     
  11. TimmiT

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    Here you go: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/288536
     
  12. Shoemanbundy

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    Oh I've seen that. Didn't know it was also InstantSonic's work.

    Thanks :D
     
  13. Elektro-Omega

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    When I seen that someone did an Eggman rap I thought it was literally going to be someone trying to be funny while it just sounding bland and uninteresting with their own voice with very little effort.

    Boy was I wrong, as soon as I heard the voice I wished I listened to it earlier. This is awesome and, same as Skyler, is one of the highlights of my day.

    I vote this becomes Eggman's new official theme.
     
  14. InstantSonic

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    Man, thanks you guys! If I can get someone to laugh or smile, it's makes my day.
     
  15. Normally I find that most of the time when people try to do Eggman's voice, it doesn't really match, but listening to this while just staring at InstantSonic's icon, it fit pretty damn well, good job!

    listening to it for the third time now, haha
     
  16. GeneHF

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    Instant is hands down one of the best Sonic and Eggman voice actors in the community.

    Not to say there are certainly great other alternatives.
     
  17. Spanner

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    I remember watching the original Flash animation in what, 2006 or 2007. Didn't know that it was actually you behind the voice.

    Now to wait 10 years for the next rap...
     
  18. InstantSonic

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    LOL GENE HAHAHHDSAAKLJS:LKfsg

    I forgot all about that hahahaha
     
  19. InstantSonic

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    Oh, and uh, if any of you were curious about any other "Eggman" raps I've attempted before I completed this, here are some WIP raps I did for the hell of it that will never see any more progress.

    "Without Eggman"
    https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35092772/Without_Eggman.mp3

    "I've Blown Up"
    http://db.tt/3D80hZ2f

    "Chocolate Tort"
    http://db.tt/CqDqlnmw
     
  20. XCubed

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    How did I seriously not know about THIS?

    I love it....I love it all and I wish there was a way you could make $$$ off of this!