The sequel to the Eggman Rap from 2003, but this time not parodying an actual rap song! Original lyrics written and performed by me, and the music is by Protodome. This will be animated eventually. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35092772/eggmanrap_2.mp3 LYRICS: Spoiler I'm Eggman That's E-double-G, M-A-N Got no hair I don't care Chilling with my bots as I plan the evil plots Thick round glasses can't seem to see my eyes Mustache with 3 points on the sides Eggmobiles are my choice of rides Laughing with a smile as wide as my pants size Here we go laying out some traps Everywhere spiked pits and a time cap Put my face on a sign at the end of the zone Sonic's face too so that I'm not alone Damn! He destroyed my newest ultimate creation I won't let him get the best of my over-qualified intellect You'll pay when you're in my way I swear I'll make you rue the day Next time there won't be a next time For you and your animal friends too, hedgehog You'll see I'm the one to rule this planet I swear you won't miss the ones who ran it My face on every cent and dime! You won't be able to stop me this time, hedgehog Now, where did I put those chaos emeralds again My next project's called the Death Egg A space station guaranteed to make you all beg Built a winged fortress in the sky Using up an ocean of oil until it's dry Oh great Sonic's stowed away on my ship! Now he's gonna wish he hadn't gave me any lip Mecha Sonic's gonna kick his ass Oh damn Sonic turned his jaw into glass Here we go I'll make this our final fight This time I'll set Sonic right OH MAN there goes my master plan Sealed inside this robot in the end Self-destruct, hold on, adios my friends
This easily tops Eminem and MC Frontalot for whitest rapping ever. Only the brilliant intellect of Eggman could achieve this! Let's face it, we're all screwed. We're no match for these fat beats! It's a wonderful little ditty and it put a smile on my face during an otherwise boring work day. The only suggestion I have is true for all of hip hop and rap: As always, crank up the bass!
When I seen that someone did an Eggman rap I thought it was literally going to be someone trying to be funny while it just sounding bland and uninteresting with their own voice with very little effort. Boy was I wrong, as soon as I heard the voice I wished I listened to it earlier. This is awesome and, same as Skyler, is one of the highlights of my day. I vote this becomes Eggman's new official theme.
Normally I find that most of the time when people try to do Eggman's voice, it doesn't really match, but listening to this while just staring at InstantSonic's icon, it fit pretty damn well, good job! listening to it for the third time now, haha
Instant is hands down one of the best Sonic and Eggman voice actors in the community. Not to say there are certainly great other alternatives.
I remember watching the original Flash animation in what, 2006 or 2007. Didn't know that it was actually you behind the voice. Now to wait 10 years for the next rap...
Oh, and uh, if any of you were curious about any other "Eggman" raps I've attempted before I completed this, here are some WIP raps I did for the hell of it that will never see any more progress. "Without Eggman" https://dl.dropbox.com/u/35092772/Without_Eggman.mp3 "I've Blown Up" http://db.tt/3D80hZ2f "Chocolate Tort" http://db.tt/CqDqlnmw
How did I seriously not know about THIS? I love it....I love it all and I wish there was a way you could make $$$ off of this!
