Terrible Sonic jokes

that last one in knock knock joke form:

knock knock.
who's there?
interrupting sonic.
interrupting s—I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

 

Sonic runs into a bar and says "I need an Ice Cap"
Eggman decides that his latest security method requires Sonic to push a hidden button to open the door...He puts the huge button right in front of the door.

Badum Tish (Oh god why)

Oh and from the huge selection...

 

What does Sonic call breakfast?
+ - JUICE AND JAM TIME  

 

How does Tikal say goodbye?

Spoiler

Chao, baby.

 

Q: Why did Sonic cross the road?

A: To see his flat mate!


That's the best I can come up with =P

 

Q: What does the speedometer on the Tornado measure?

A: + - Miles Prower  

 

But...his name was a terrible pun in the first place.

 

Exactly, I just killed two birds with one stone making a Terrible Sonic Joke.

 

I lost it here.

 

What did Knuckles' father say when he found out his wife was pregnant?

"A kid? Nah"

 

Surprisingly clever for a terrible Sonic jokes thread :v:

Well-played, sir.

 

How many rings does it take to screw in a lamp post?
+ - 50. Oh god why did I just do that.  

What sound filter is applied to the music when Sonic is using boost?
+ - FLANGE, ISN'T IT?  

 

Q: What is Eggman's underwear of choice?

A: + - Robot Knicks!  

 

Why do people hate Sonic 06?

+ - because it's fucking shit.  

 

What turns Knuckles on?


+ - A slap and a Tikal.  

 

Q: Why did Sega scrap and discontinue several characters back in the late 90s?

A: + - They were a heavy burden to carry, and a bomb on the once mighty company. Others would only bark and stick a fang or two in Sega. But this time, it was shrouded in darkness, with no ray of light left to uphold it.  

Q: What does Big like to finish his dinner with?

A: + - Some Cream and Cheese.  

 

What would you call the many design changes of Dr Eggman?

Ivolution

... I'm so sorry.

 

I guess the joke is supposed to be the fact that it's painfully obvious. Of course, that would've been much funnier if he had just left the question there. XD But I digress.

What's Sonic's favorite music?

+ - Rock and BOOST. Hah. Get it? Because he doesn't roll to gain speed anymore...? OK that was horrible.