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Terrible Sonic jokes

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by H Hog, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. Crappy Blue

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    that last one in knock knock joke form:

    knock knock.
    who's there?
    interrupting sonic.
    interrupting s—I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
     
  2. Chaos Fusion

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    Sonic runs into a bar and says "I need an Ice Cap"
    Eggman decides that his latest security method requires Sonic to push a hidden button to open the door...He puts the huge button right in front of the door.

    Badum Tish (Oh god why)

    Oh and from the huge selection...
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  3. Mr Lange

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    The Land of Waldos
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    What does Sonic call breakfast?
    + - JUICE AND JAM TIME  
     
  4. Skyler

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    The next audtion
    Oh God I lost it on this one.
     
  5. Rosie

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    How does Tikal say goodbye?
    Chao, baby.
     
  6. redhotsonic

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    Q: Why did Sonic cross the road?

    A: To see his flat mate!


    That's the best I can come up with =P
     
  7. Knucklez

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    Q: What does the speedometer on the Tornado measure?

    A: + - Miles Prower  
     
  8. KeebeeNacho

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    I'm drawing something, not that you'll ever see it.
    But...his name was a terrible pun in the first place.
     
  9. Knucklez

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    Exactly, I just killed two birds with one stone making a Terrible Sonic Joke. ;)
     
  10. Hukos

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    I lost it here.
     
  11. Yash

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    What did Knuckles' father say when he found out his wife was pregnant?

    "A kid? Nah"
     
  12. TheKazeblade

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    Surprisingly clever for a terrible Sonic jokes thread :v:

    Well-played, sir.
     
  13. Mr Lange

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    How many rings does it take to screw in a lamp post?
    + - 50. Oh god why did I just do that.  

    What sound filter is applied to the music when Sonic is using boost?
    + - FLANGE, ISN'T IT?  
     
  14. Josh

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    Q: What is Eggman's underwear of choice?

    A: + - Robot Knicks!  
     
  15. jasonchrist

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    Why do people hate Sonic 06?

    + - because it's fucking shit.  
     
  16. LockOnRommy11

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    What turns Knuckles on?


    + - A slap and a Tikal.  
     
  17. Knucklez

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    Q: Why did Sega scrap and discontinue several characters back in the late 90s?

    A: + - They were a heavy burden to carry, and a bomb on the once mighty company. Others would only bark and stick a fang or two in Sega. But this time, it was shrouded in darkness, with no ray of light left to uphold it.  

    Q: What does Big like to finish his dinner with?

    A: + - Some Cream and Cheese.  
     
  18. What would you call the many design changes of Dr Eggman?

    Ivolution

    ... I'm so sorry.
     
  19. Overlord

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    Not so much a joke as a statement of fact, really =P
     
  20. SuperSonicRider

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    I guess the joke is supposed to be the fact that it's painfully obvious. Of course, that would've been much funnier if he had just left the question there. XD But I digress.

    What's Sonic's favorite music?

    + - Rock and BOOST. Hah. Get it? Because he doesn't roll to gain speed anymore...? OK that was horrible.