Terrible Sonic jokes

The game is so bad that it can be considered a joke. That's what he's getting at and that's why I put :v: there

 

Sonic Boom's doing so badly, it's gonna be a Sonic Tomb before you know it!

 

Why's it called Sonic Boom?

Cuz SEGA hit the Big Red Button

8)

 

Q. What's Sonic's least favourite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!

 

And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favourite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favourite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.

 

If we get another awful game like Boom in 2015, we could be nearing Sonic's Doom.

 

https://soundcloud.com/megatallislayerthrax/unkown-from-knuckles-knuckles-feat-knuckles-the-echidna

It's hilarious.

 

Backbone Entertainment recently got into the alcohol production industry. So, I tried one of their beverages.

It was a really bad port. :v:

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!

 

https://soundcloud.c...drowning-voices

This is awesome

 

What's blue, round, and spins really fast?

Sonic Adventure when it's inside a Dreamcast. :v:

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Big's least favourite zone?

The No-Fishing Zone

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Dimps' least favorite zone?

The No-Bottomless Pits Zone!

 

And on THAT subject:

What's Silver's least favourite zone?

The No-Use Zone!