OK... Before I get boos and eggs thrown at me for posting a shitpost... Hold your abuse and let me explain... This... Is a new Sonic game. https://twitter.com/NibrocRock/status/1635470168477556736?t=ymLouHQ2AONfYLy_-4k9qA&s=19 Sonic the Electric Toothbrush has just hit the market and its a lot more interesting than you're initial reaction will give it credit for... The Brush has a game built into it. It detects pressure on the teeth and motion, this in turn unlocks "daily progress" through different zones. Yes there are different zones mentioned in this. If the person brushes their teeth for the medically recommended time, they are awarded a chaos emerald. And the light on the brush shines with the respective colour. This has a daily cooldown so you have to brush every day for 7 days to beat the game and get all 7 emeralds. But more interestingly. Roger Craig Smith was hired to record unique dialogue for the device. Fellow members of the Sonic Retro Message board... This is no different than trying to find those wacky old Japanese arcade machines to dump which have barely any gameplay e.g. popcorn shop. It has all the hallmarks of a game, has some technical stuff going on, unique official voice work... This is technically, a new Sonic game. Costs $25.