Sonic and the Black Knight

Well yeah, I agree about the rest of the article too. Still, there's a more-than-likely chance that it's 100% real.

 

Oh, another sweet game... WTF. What are the Sega R&D department people on?

 

I think I say it for all of us when I say For fucks sake.

I don't think Sonic Team are ever going to stop this shit. I had hopes last year when I read a GM article about them halting all Sonic games, and taking a step back to think about going classic.

 

Get out of my planet you SEGA cockbags.

Cockbag = Bag of cocks.

 

Oh jesus christ WHAT..
..is this shit.

 

It's better than a warehog! :X

 

I tell ya, Sonic went a bit crazy after being forced to pick up a gun in Smash Bros.

 

Or it could just be a better SATSR. With a sword.

 

Do you still think that Sega deserves that we don't call the project we want to do "Sonic 4" ?

And also : Bhaaawawaahahahahah!

 

First a werewolf, now a knight? What the fuck.

 

The college I used to go to years ago would get Diehard Gamefan Magazine, they went to the health room for people to read. I ended up taking a few of them when they were done with them.

 

I would rather remove my nuts with a rusty nailgun, eat those nuts, then dip the wound in a vat of boiling tabasco, than play this game.

 

Looking at Sonic now, I think I sort of preferred the 50-year old niggerhog aliens from Mars story arc.

 

Meh, whatever. I don't care what the hell is done with any license as long as it's playable.

But Semptember 2008? Why the hell do they ship their magazines two months ahead? I could understand it as an August issue, but that's too much. :P