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Sonic and the Black Knight

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by Dark Sonic, Jul 19, 2008.

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  1. Dark Sonic

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    Sonic must not talk to them much because they keep making stuff.
     
  2. Tweaker

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    They're gonna be developing for a long time, then. ;)
     
  3. Sakura Courage Solo

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    Next Sonic game will include a Giant Fur-Bearing Trout, y'all.
     
  4. I sure hope that's Jaleel White's voice that he hears in his head.
     
  5. Dark Sonic

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    Then it would make sense. Sonic must be saying this to them:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=IYBIt3uyntM (At 14 seconds)
     
  6. I think hearing Sonic's voice is the real reason the series is failing.

    Developer: "Hmm... maybe we should just make a decent sequel to Secret Rings without any gimmicks..."
    Sonic: "Come on, step it up!"
    Developer: "All right, but we've got to use our time wisely, and even delay the game just to make it a worthwhile experience."
    Sonic: "You're too slow!"
    Developer: "Hey, sweet! A test build. Let's see what happens if I try loading the stage."
    Sonic: "Watch out! You're gonna crash! Aaah!"
     
  7. Bah. Urkel would never spew such dribble.
     
  8. Ollie

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    Personally, I wouldn't mind Sonic Titles for being released for a little while, not until they have fully found a concept that will work. All they are doing now is keep on trying different things and it gets worse. I really don't think they think things through properally first, what made them think we wanted to see a sequel to SATSR....
     
  9. Dark Sonic

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    Sales and the fact that it was the first game in a while that got like an average of a 70 on review sites.
     
  10. Sith

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    At least the gfx look decent.
     
  11. Overlord

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    He'll be hearing Jaheel White saying "THAT'S NOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" until the day he dies, isn't he =P
     
  12. Lobotomy

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    I actually think this might be a good game, let's wait and see.

    in b4 Sonic games chart and "omg how u think tat wai?"

    It's MY opinion, nobody has the right to fuck with it if I don't want them to. So what do I do? First I say, Piss off. Then I GTFOutta there!

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    Sonic and the Black Knight! The first video game co-ordinated by an openly admitted Schizophrenic.
     
  14. Ridiculum

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    Ugh. Yet another Sonic game with a tacked on gimmick that already seems just awful. Oh well, I guess it furthers the stack of Sonic games I won't be buying.

    Sheesh, what's next, Sonic has to dance to beat robots that Doctor Eggbotnick (Which is a new enemy that will never really be seen again afterwards, and is some attempt at bringing classic Robotnick and fusing him with the "new" Robotnick/Eggman) made but forgot to put in an anti-dance machine so whenever someone dances the robots are forced to dance with him? Oh, and he'll be able to FUSION-HA with Shadow somewhere in the game. And he'll have a Fedora. And a candy cane.
     
  15. Aquaslash

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    Thanks a lot. I will totally never buy Secret Rings now. ^^
     
  16. Overlord

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    It gets worse. He never got as far as the bosses you have to masturbate to death with the remote (no I'm not joking).
     
  17. P.P.A.

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    I beat it with all 7 Chaos Emeralds 6 Holy/Chaos Rings 7 World Rings. It was a pain, but it wasn't rewarding either. The last level Night Palace is an utter beauty though, and while it looks just stunningly amazing it still plays as shit as everything else and isn't really worth getting the game for. My advice: Avoid at all costs.
     
  18. Sith

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    That would be the traditional final boss monster...
    Yeah that waggling to build up soul was awful.
    I kind of liked the levels and their atmosphere but the controls... oh fuck.
     
  19. Metal Man88

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    Oh no! It's true! The Sonic devs have all gone insane!

    That explains it perfectly!
     
  20. theSTHguy

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    Possibly. But the real reason I think that they have become clinically insane is due to the following explanation:
    One day, a long time ago...
    For a company day out, they decided to take a trip to Mushroom Hill Zone. But they forgot to bring lunch with them, so they had to find some mushrooms to eat. Unfortunately, they went to the part of the forests that was full of aphrodisiac mushrooms. Unbeknownst to them, they ate these mushrooms, salivated like crazy, and passed out for 20 minutes. When they woke up, they had a different idea what Sonic should be about.

    And that is why we see the Sonic we do today.

    Perfectly logical, if not silly.
     
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