Funny Sonic Story Thread (outsiders welcome to post here)

yo people im new here but im gonna start off good. everyone who comes to this thread is welcome to post their funny stories here too! remember to use usernames from this forum & sonic related characters!


Title: The cheese dude, GET THE CHEESE!!!

(A sunny day, and some sonic fans that also like being outside on sunny days {namely wildkid, lost & simon} figured out a way to play sonic & play outside at the same time...)
Wildkid: I'm bringing my dreamcast, Simon, bring the X-tra long extension cord!
Simon: Hey, who's really the boss here?
wildkid: GET THE CORD!!
(simon does just that and plugs it in inside)
Lost: I have the *huff* TV *puff* Set! *wheese*
(they bring everything outside)
(they plug everything in where its supposed to... umm... maybe not)
Wildkid: Simon you bozo!
Simon: What?
Wildkid: You plugged the extension cord into the kitchen stove!!
Simon: So that explains the wild electrical fire in the kitchen... my electric dinner caught fire!!
Lost: WHAT?!?
(then, they all somehow get warped into the SA2 game except for lost)
Sonic: C'mon tails there's eggma-uhh... who are they? (points at wildkid & simon)
Tails: eggman followers!
Sonic: Let's take 'em down!
wildkid & simon: WHAT?!?!? Lost! Play a game as sonic!! NOW!!!

Will sonic & tails kill their own fans? Can LOst save them?
TO BE CONTINUED....

 

ok chapter 2 of "the cheese! get the cheese!!!"

Wildkid: LOST!! PICK UP THE F**KIN CONTROLLER!!!!
Simon: Hey, pipe down before I ban you!
Wildkid: Oh, yeah. :roll:
(Lost plays a game as Hyper Ashura)
Simon: Yeah, that always helps. :x
(Hyper Ashura sooms up in front of Sonic & tails)
Lost & Hyper Ashura: (at the same time) Hold it right there!!
(Sz walks up to the Dreamcast and picks up control 2 and plays as sonic)
Sz & sonic: (at the same time, again :lol: ) I will battle you, my rival!

{MESSAGE} Sz now does everything for sonic, Lost for H.A. but if it says Lost or Sz, they're doing it for themselves {MESSAGE}

Lost: dammit, its you again.
(H.A. picks up a block of swiss cheese and throws it at sonic. it hits him in the head)
H.A: Your cheese sonic! It's swiss!
Sonic: Damm, the swiss make cheese?
Tails: No, it looks like church cheese!
Sonic: :shock: ????
Tails: Never mind, I think it Holy Cheese.
Simon: :lol:
Wildkid: What's the matter with yoooooouuuuuu!!
Simon : :lol:
H.A: Lets finish this, sonic!

{DIALOGUE} Now what? Will Simon go completly crazy? Is Tails a catholic? Did Hyper Ashura become a dairy fan? Are Lost & Sz rivals after all? Does Sonic know anything about cheese? Will I stop asking boring suspense questions? Wait for chapter 3! {DIALOGUE}

 

y'know, other users are supposed to post their stories here too. why won't they? :?