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Angry Birds Sonic Dash Epic

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by TimmiT, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. TimmiT

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    https://twitter.com/VG_Dave/status/608967551184437248

    I can't.

    I just can't.
     
  2. LordOfSquad

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    Who cares about brand integrity when you can have

    FREEEEEE MONEEEEEY!!! !!! !!!
     
  3. I just woke up and the first thing I see is this. The only response I can formulate at this moment is what in the flying fuck are they doing.
     
  4. The KKM

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    Is Angry Birds falling in popularity or something? What do they win with this?
     
  5. Conzuh

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    Just when you thought this week couldn't get any weirder.
     
  6. Blue Blood

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  7. LordOfSquad

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    SoJ exec 1: "It is time to do another Sonic thing. (long sigh)" He quickly wonders to himself how much longer he has on this earth before he's granted the sweet release of death. "What do the kids like nowadays?"

    SoJ exec 2: "This "Anguree Birdu""

    SoJ exec 1: "Okay good, have the intern make some calls. Let's go do lines at an American strip club."

    Then they high five.
     
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    Relevant.
     
  9. I had completely forgotten about this. Was one of my favorite episodes too :v:
     
  10. Jen

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    Um, what the hell?

    First it was the Sonic Boom sequel and now its this. What is even happening at the minute? I feel like we're gonna wake up soon and find that this week has been some sort of bizarre dream =P
     
  11. GagaMan

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    Wow how desperate...you'd think Rovio would have more dignity than this..
     
  12. Felik

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    You know something is not epic if the creator has to put "epic" in the title

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    Even angry birds titular bird is embarrassed by this crossover. Look at his face
     
  13. I don't see an issue really, It's only a mobile game. Looks pretty funny actually.

    I'm guessing though that this is why we haven't seen Runners in the UK, dash is still doing well so why confuse things with another Sonic endless runner? Seems logical to only push the one that's doing the best/making the most money.
     
  14. Chris Highwind

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    Update is now live on iOS, and possibly Android. To start the event off, you have to collect 100 Red tokens over the next week to unlock Red Knight.
     
  15. Blue Blood

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    I played downloaded and played Dash for the first time in months today, got 11 tokens and deleted it from my phone again. Boring game, dumb campaign. It'll work for it's target audience though.

    Seriously, Dash was more interesting when it first came out. It wasn't the best 3D endless runner, but it was alright. Now it's outclassed by virtually everything. I've been playing a lot of Lara Croft Relic Run. It's everything that Dash is, and so much more. Plus it doesn't have a crappy dubstep remix playing constantly in the background.
     
  16. Donnie Paradox

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    Just when I think this week couldn't get any weirder this gets announced.

    What is even going on?
     
  17. Skyler

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    I legitimately can't tell who's mooching off of who.
     
  18. RetroKoH

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    I see what you did there...

    For real though... WHY? Seriously when I saw this I thought someone here had made a stupid crossover hoax out of sheer boredom. When THAT is the kind of reaction your avid mobile audience has upon first glance... you know it's not bound for success.
     
  19. Ha. I actually wasn't even trying to make a joke when I typed that. :P
     
  20. Spinksy

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    this, although my 9 year old son seems quite excited so maybe it'll be a minor hit...............