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I like to think I'm clever by instigating conflict through faux-witty signature edits. Contrary to my rampant claims otherwise, I have no friends and my time is often spent using the social security funding I get from being mentally retarded on Vietnamese hookers riddled with AIDS and other less taboo venereal diseases. I'll most definitely be banned if I keep trying to act clever, even though every word that comes out of my mouth shows very clearly that my wit is the equivalent of a charred sausage ridden with maggots. -Signed me abusing my "anus."