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Funny Sonic Story Thread (outsiders welcome to post here)

#1 *WildKid56*

Posted 24 January 2003 - 05:11 PM

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yo people im new here but im gonna start off good. everyone who comes to this thread is welcome to post their funny stories here too! remember to use usernames from this forum & sonic related characters!


Title: The cheese dude, GET THE CHEESE!!!

(A sunny day, and some sonic fans that also like being outside on sunny days {namely wildkid, lost & simon} figured out a way to play sonic & play outside at the same time...)
Wildkid: I'm bringing my dreamcast, Simon, bring the X-tra long extension cord!
Simon: Hey, who's really the boss here?
wildkid: GET THE CORD!!
(simon does just that and plugs it in inside)
Lost: I have the *huff* TV *puff* Set! *wheese*
(they bring everything outside)
(they plug everything in where its supposed to... umm... maybe not)
Wildkid: Simon you bozo!
Simon: What?
Wildkid: You plugged the extension cord into the kitchen stove!!
Simon: So that explains the wild electrical fire in the kitchen... my electric dinner caught fire!!
Lost: WHAT?!?
(then, they all somehow get warped into the SA2 game except for lost)
Sonic: C'mon tails there's eggma-uhh... who are they? (points at wildkid & simon)
Tails: eggman followers!
Sonic: Let's take 'em down!
wildkid & simon: WHAT?!?!? Lost! Play a game as sonic!! NOW!!!

Will sonic & tails kill their own fans? Can LOst save them?
TO BE CONTINUED....

#2 User is offline ICEknight 

Posted 24 January 2003 - 09:19 PM

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Then, the Eggman came and fried the whole topic.


HAPPY END! :D



PS: Sonic and Tails married and now live happy together in a villa near Green Hill.

#3 User is offline Sz 

Posted 24 January 2003 - 11:51 PM

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And Yuji Naka has invented something that allows him to make money forever!

...commonly called "ports". ;D

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Posted 25 January 2003 - 06:22 AM

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And Yuji Naka has invented something that allows him to make money forever!

...commonly called "ports". ;D


OLD GAMES MAKE NEW MONEY (TM of Abaza Corporation Limited)

#5 User is offline Ashura96 

Posted 25 January 2003 - 02:43 PM

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and all your base are belong to us *bricked, stoned, melted, burned, freezed, shocked, bombed, and petrified*

#6 *WildKid56*

Posted 29 January 2003 - 03:14 PM

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ok chapter 2 of "the cheese! get the cheese!!!"

Wildkid: LOST!! PICK UP THE F**KIN CONTROLLER!!!!
Simon: Hey, pipe down before I ban you!
Wildkid: Oh, yeah. :roll:
(Lost plays a game as Hyper Ashura)
Simon: Yeah, that always helps. :x
(Hyper Ashura sooms up in front of Sonic & tails)
Lost & Hyper Ashura: (at the same time) Hold it right there!!
(Sz walks up to the Dreamcast and picks up control 2 and plays as sonic)
Sz & sonic: (at the same time, again :lol: ) I will battle you, my rival!

{MESSAGE} Sz now does everything for sonic, Lost for H.A. but if it says Lost or Sz, they're doing it for themselves {MESSAGE}

Lost: dammit, its you again.
(H.A. picks up a block of swiss cheese and throws it at sonic. it hits him in the head)
H.A: Your cheese sonic! It's swiss!
Sonic: Damm, the swiss make cheese?
Tails: No, it looks like church cheese!
Sonic: :shock: ????
Tails: Never mind, I think it Holy Cheese.
Simon: :lol:
Wildkid: What's the matter with yoooooouuuuuu!!
Simon : :lol:
H.A: Lets finish this, sonic!

{DIALOGUE} Now what? Will Simon go completly crazy? Is Tails a catholic? Did Hyper Ashura become a dairy fan? Are Lost & Sz rivals after all? Does Sonic know anything about cheese? Will I stop asking boring suspense questions? Wait for chapter 3! {DIALOGUE}

#7 User is offline Kurairyu 

Posted 29 January 2003 - 07:54 PM

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And Yuji Naka has invented something that allows him to make money forever!

...commonly called "ports". ;D
But SMC is bad emulation!*shot*

#8 User is offline Boozer 

Posted 30 January 2003 - 01:11 PM

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Cheese. HAW

#9 *WildKid56*

Posted 30 January 2003 - 01:20 PM

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y'know, other users are supposed to post their stories here too. why won't they? :?

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Posted 01 February 2003 - 05:49 AM

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Everyone died.

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