LordOfSquad, on 15 October 2014 - 04:10 PM, said:
The story is basically my entire life eating ice cream in cones. I'm hard pressed to think of a situation in which it hasn't resulted in a mess of some sort. Maybe I'm doing it wrong because I'm missing some chromosomes or something.
What you're supposed to do is:
1. Not grip the cone so tightly that it crumbles within your hand, but instead allow it to rest there.
2. Lick or take a small mouthful of the part of the ice cream that is closest to the edge of the cone, to prevent it from falling off (due to melting or other reasons).
3. Repeat 2 until ice cream is no longer immediately at risk of lateral expansion causing it to exceed the cone's capacity.
4. Consume the rest of the accessible ice cream (using your mouth, not your face) from the top to the bottom, to minimise the effect of gravity.
5. Depending on preference, either:
a) discard the cone,
b) bite the bottom of the cone off, suck the remaining ice cream through the cone, and then discard or eat the cone, or
c) eat the cone and ice cream simultaneously, again from the top to the bottom, maintaining the structural integrity of the cone until it has been completely consumed.
0 ice cream related messes in five years, and I've probably had at least 250 in that time. I usually go for option C unless they're particularly cheap (and nasty) cones.