[Ritz]

The truth: I lost my arms in Black Friday combat. Twelve feet from the checkout, a sneak coordinated dual parallel shopping cart strike deprived me of my ability to carry an Xbox One. I left empty-handed, only 2/3s of a man. I paid the ultimate price; it was an impulse buy. They'll probably be returned after the holidays but I'm not going to let that stop me from sharing Christmas with you all

I'm gonna stream myself completing Sonic 2- with all emeralds!- using my feet. Friday, 11PM EST. I'll probably play something else after if enough people tune in (S1? S3K? Contra Hard Corps? Something else I'm completely unprepared for?!). This is a charity event for a disabled war vet and the currency is ATTENTION. Tune in here: http://www.twitch.tv/ossiferousrex

People, please, barcode your limbs

This post has been edited by Ritz: 12 December 2013 - 10:53 PM

[Falk]

wat

[Arique]

Sounds fun. And... Confusing at the same time.

[Dark Sonic]

Black Friday is a sick day. "WOW I'm GOING TO KILL YOU TO GET SOMETHING FOR CHRISTMAS EVEN THOUGH THEY'LL RESTOCK IN A WEEK OR 2 ANYWAY"

Savages.

[ICEknight]

Is it gonna smell.

[Chris Highwind]

And this is why I refuse to go shopping on Black Friday. I'm grateful for the use of my life and limbs.

[Ritz]

Going live in 30 minutes! Critics are already raving:

"Probably the closest thing to a genuine minstrel show you can get in this day and age" ~GerbilSoft

"this is fucking GAY" ~anonymous

"Not yet, this could be funny." ~Gene

[Metal Knuckles]

Dark Sonic, on 13 December 2013 - 10:33 AM, said:

Thread Hijacking is a sick habit. "WOW I'm GOING TO POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET SOMETHING ACROSS EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE ONLY HERE FOR FUELING THEIR FEET FETISHES ANYWAY"

Savages.

Needs more details. Are we going to get a dual screen of the feet and the gameplay?

[Falk]

don't let this happen to you

[Ritz]

Thanks to everyone who showed up that night, it was fun, no regrets