[Falk]

Ocrilio, on 23 August 2013 - 10:39 PM, said:

That music sounds way too much like Hilltop Heights Act 3 for me to take this thing seriously.

wat?

[GeneHF]

Sounds more like something just randomly yoinked from SoundCloud's front page. Careful, though. Falk may actually go choke a bitch.

And to you guys getting upset and wanting Sega to sue the guy: you're real funny.

[Falk]

No, it's so unlike Hilltop Heights 3 that I was about to suggest he post it in "This song sounds like ______"


oh snap shots fired

[Overlord]

I sense an incoming art piece...

[Guess Who]

[JaxTH]

I love you.

[GeneHF]

Falk, on 24 August 2013 - 12:54 AM, said:

No, it's so unlike Hilltop Heights 3 that I was about to suggest he post it in "This song sounds like ______"


oh snap shots fired

Did I not just say bitches were going to be choked? I never said who.

I love that review. So much.

[Ell678]

They look like Archie characters! I imagine each of them have deep, intricate backstories.

[Skyler]

Another gameplay video. Notice how easy it is to win when using the "Dash Boost."

[Arique]

Chimera, on 23 August 2013 - 08:03 PM, said:

Blue Blood, on 23 August 2013 - 07:55 PM, said:

Nah, that's exactly what I thought. Downloaded this right off the bat cause it's just so funny. It's got absolutely zero redeeming features. This essentially constitutes a bootleg, right?

Oh my God, we actually got a bootleg game on iOS. A purchaseable bootleg game on iOS.

And it's a ripoff of Tiny Wings and Sonic.

I don't know weather to laugh, smile, or be disgusted.

Is this app even worthy enough to get a SonicRetro Wiki entry? I would assume not because of the COMPLETELY ORIGINAL characters.

[.Luke]

That review was epic, Guess Who, and a very timely addition to the news section. I was already laughing seeing a "review" of this app on the main site.

I've gotten to the point where I can't get angry at this stuff anymore. The "ORIGINAL TEH CHARACTER" vibes from this are just so blatant, I might enjoy the laughs this one-shot knock off is stirring up, for long as it stays up on the app store. Didn't one of the screenshots posted here say this thing was in the free section anyway? I don't see it getting a swift and instantaneous take down for the moment, if no money is being made off it. (Although I did catch drift of heavy adverts and micro-transations? Both are obvious ways of squeezing money from an app.)

If I had an Apple device, I'd so play this to get some WTFery out of my cousins from seeing it. And the artwork- eh, I'll leave it to wittier folk around here for comments on that, but I have seen better things in my deviantART watchlist quite regularly when it comes to Sonic fan art, and that's saying a lot if half of you guys know much quantity overwhelms quality in that department.

[LordOfSquad]

Arique, on 24 August 2013 - 01:29 PM, said:

Chimera, on 23 August 2013 - 08:03 PM, said:

Blue Blood, on 23 August 2013 - 07:55 PM, said:

Nah, that's exactly what I thought. Downloaded this right off the bat cause it's just so funny. It's got absolutely zero redeeming features. This essentially constitutes a bootleg, right?

Oh my God, we actually got a bootleg game on iOS. A purchaseable bootleg game on iOS.

And it's a ripoff of Tiny Wings and Sonic.

I don't know weather to laugh, smile, or be disgusted.

Is this app even worthy enough to get a SonicRetro Wiki entry? I would assume not because of the COMPLETELY ORIGINAL characters.

Seems to me it deserves a spot in the pirates section at least

[Guess Who]

Fun fact: there are companies that make a business out of selling source code for iOS apps to people who take the code, reskin the game, and sell it themselves. This game uses the code for Avalanche Mountain, which is being sold by these cockwagons for $90.

[GeneHF]

Makes me wonder how much money the guy who made this has already made from those in-app purchases.

[Shadow Hog]

Somebody needs to record footage of the game as the yellow guy. Looks like he either skates (making him Shadow of all people), or just kinda floats in a standing pose (which would just make him hilarious).