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Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

#61 User is offline Crappy Blue Luigi 

Posted 02 June 2012 - 06:35 PM

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that last one in knock knock joke form:

knock knock.
who's there?
interrupting sonic.
interrupting s—I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

#62 User is offline Chaos Fusion 

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Sonic runs into a bar and says "I need an Ice Cap"
Eggman decides that his latest security method requires Sonic to push a hidden button to open the door...He puts the huge button right in front of the door.

Badum Tish (Oh god why)

Oh and from the huge selection...
Posted Image
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What does Sonic call breakfast?
JUICE AND JAM TIME

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View PostMr Lange, on 03 June 2012 - 08:32 AM, said:

What does Sonic call breakfast?
JUICE AND JAM TIME

Oh God I lost it on this one.

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How does Tikal say goodbye?
Spoiler


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Q: Why did Sonic cross the road?

A: To see his flat mate!


That's the best I can come up with =P

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Q: What does the speedometer on the Tornado measure?

A: Miles Prower

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But...his name was a terrible pun in the first place.

#69 User is offline Knucklez 

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View PostKeebeeNacho, on 04 June 2012 - 08:58 PM, said:

But...his name was a terrible pun in the first place.

Exactly, I just killed two birds with one stone making a Terrible Sonic Joke. ;)

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View PostKnucklez, on 04 June 2012 - 06:53 PM, said:

Q: What does the speedometer on the Tornado measure?

A: Miles Prower


I lost it here.

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What did Knuckles' father say when he found out his wife was pregnant?

"A kid? Nah"

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View PostYash, on 05 June 2012 - 02:48 AM, said:

What did Knuckles' father say when he found out his wife was pregnant?

"A kid? Nah"


Surprisingly clever for a terrible Sonic jokes thread :v:

Well-played, sir.

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How many rings does it take to screw in a lamp post?
50. Oh god why did I just do that.

What sound filter is applied to the music when Sonic is using boost?
FLANGE, ISN'T IT?

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Q: What is Eggman's underwear of choice?

A: Robot Knicks!

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Why do people hate Sonic 06?

because it's fucking shit.

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