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Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

#31 User is offline corneliab 

Posted 22 April 2012 - 09:18 PM

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Did curiosity kill the cat? No.

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View PostMystical Ninja, on 22 April 2012 - 07:55 PM, said:

Terrible Sonic jokes, huh?

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Regardless of whether or not this was meant to be a joke, it still sucked, and managed to piss me off. It's one of the few lines of dialogue in any Sonic game ever, that made me want to vomit.

Didn't you already get all of your whining about this out in the Generations thread?
Get a sense of humor and get the fuck over it already!


Back to the topic at hand, though:
AJ Freda had a section of his website back in the day with a TON of puns, but I can't remember many of them! If anyone's in touch with him perhaps they can see if he remembers any? :D
Anyway, did you know that Shadow debuted in Sonic 3D Blast?
Check it out! There are several Shadows in this screenshot!

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Careful not to EGG him on further.
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Why do people feel the need to blue blue in light-hearted threads?

I mean, come on. Don't let the sun laugh at you.

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View PostScarred Sun, on 23 April 2012 - 12:08 AM, said:

Why do people feel the need to blue blue in light-hearted threads?

I mean, come on. Don't let the sun laugh at you.

*looks at image on the left*, *laughs*

Anyway, time for my own spin on this topic:

Knuckles: What's wrong Sonic, jealous?

Sonic: No, what makes you say that?

Knuckles: I can see it in your eyes.
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View PostMystical Ninja, on 22 April 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

And I'll never understand how anybody could look at that as anything more than blatant trolling on their part. To me, that's almost like saying that the Sylvania Castle Zone boss intro in Sonic 4: Episode II wasn't meant to troll anybody. The only difference between the two, however, is that the latter one was actually kind of funny.
I thought both were quite funny.


View PostScarred Sun, on 23 April 2012 - 12:08 AM, said:

Why do people feel the need to blue blue in light-hearted threads?I mean, come on. Don't let the sun laugh at you.
I spy 2 suns but I don't know which burns faster =|

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What's Knuckles' favourite drink at a party.
PUNCH.

Yup...

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Robotnik: I've finally finished my most cleaver invention ever! I call it the Hyper Metal Sonic! With all of Sonic thoughts!
Hyper Metal Sonic: Holy crap it's Eggman!
Robotnik: what?!
Hyper Metal Sonic: *destroys everything*

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What did Sonic say when he reached Flying Battery Zone?
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How come Sonic doesn't mind aliens invading his body?
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What did Robotnik say when he ground up hedgehog meat into chili for his hotdog?
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Trying to come up with more, be back soon.

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So Sonic the Hedgehog runs into a bar. Tails ducks.

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View PostShaun Shikeishuu, on 23 April 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

So Sonic the Hedgehog runs into a bar. Tails ducks.

Actually if we take Sonic 2 into account...would be more like Sonic ducks, and tails responds quarter of a second later and hits it losing Sonic's rings :P

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What did Sonic say when he got to Oil Desert Zone: Act 2?

Quack quack quack, because he turned into a duck.

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Mhmm.

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I don't see the point of this topic since we already have two Sonic 4 threads. *rimshot*

No, really folks. Sonic 4 episodes 1 and 2 are all about time travel, which is why they're not told in order - the dead cats are sent in to catch the dead ducks.
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I never got around to playing that Sonic game for the disc-based add-on to the Megadrive. Seemed a bit 'seedy' to me.

Alright, I'll stop. Mainly because I think I used up all my terrible jokes revuing SNONIC TOO that one tiem.

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