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Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

#181 User is online Dark Sonic 

Posted 02 December 2014 - 07:45 PM

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View PostXeta, on 02 December 2014 - 07:43 PM, said:

@Dark Sonic: Oh... I don't get it. Call me stupid, but I just don't.

The game is so bad that it can be considered a joke. That's what he's getting at and that's why I put :v: there

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Sonic Boom's doing so badly, it's gonna be a Sonic Tomb before you know it!

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View PostCaptain L, on 02 December 2014 - 08:47 PM, said:

Sonic Boom's doing so badly, it's gonna be a Sonic Tomb before you know it!

It should have been delayed and spent more time in the Sonic Womb. :v:

That can be taken horribly out of context.

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Why's it called Sonic Boom?

Cuz SEGA hit the Big Red Button

8)

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Q. What's Sonic's least favourite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!

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View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favourite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favourite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!

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View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favourite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favourite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!
This post has been edited by Knucklez: 29 December 2014 - 12:38 PM

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View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favourite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favourite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favourite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!
This post has been edited by DigitalDuck: 29 December 2014 - 01:29 PM

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View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.

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If we get another awful game like Boom in 2015, we could be nearing Sonic's Doom. :(

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https://soundcloud.c...les-the-echidna

It's hilarious.

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Backbone Entertainment recently got into the alcohol production industry. So, I tried one of their beverages.

It was a really bad port. :v:

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View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
This post has been edited by winterhell: 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM

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https://soundcloud.c...drowning-voices

This is awesome Posted Image
This post has been edited by Xeta: 12 February 2015 - 11:20 AM

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What's blue, round, and spins really fast?

Sonic Adventure when it's inside a Dreamcast. :v:
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