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Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

#166 User is offline Mr Lange 

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What dish did Sonic get at the restaurant?
Clam Chaoder.

Then he died of mercury poisoning.

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Sonic's best buddy was sitting down to play the newest WayForward platformer that everyone's been talking about, and decided to choose the hardest difficulty. What did Sonic say to him?

Spoiler

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Sonic and Tails play King of Fighters. Sonic picks Billy Kane.

Sonic: HEY HEY HEY!

Spoiler


Okay here's a better one.

What song does Tails listen to when he's dissecting something/someone?

Spoiler

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Vector was just sitting around being all sad and miserable.

So Espio asked him, "Hey Vector, why the long face?"

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View PostK2J, on 09 February 2014 - 02:43 PM, said:

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I love that so much.

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♫...Sonic Underground!...♫

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After being defeated by Sonic in Sonic CD, Metal Sonic seemingly went insane and was taken to a robo-psychiatrist.
The diagnosis was Metallic Madness

I'll show myself out now :flunked:
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What song does Sonic listen to at school?

Spoiler

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Sonic Boom.

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View PostRenyNoise, on 02 December 2014 - 05:39 PM, said:

Sonic Boom.

:v:

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Nobody cares to click my spoiler tags :( Unless I'm not fully seeing where you're going...

...I can't think of any good jokes right now. I'll come back later.

#178 User is online Dark Sonic 

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View PostXeta, on 02 December 2014 - 06:41 PM, said:

Nobody cares to click my spoiler tags :( Unless I'm not fully seeing where you're going...

...I can't think of any good jokes right now. I'll come back later.

Sonic Boom wasn't an answer to your joke, it was a joke.

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View PostRenyNoise, on 02 December 2014 - 05:39 PM, said:

Sonic Boom.

You're the worst.

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@Dark Sonic: Oh... I don't get it. Call me stupid, but I just don't.
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