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Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

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What did Sonic say when the room he was in got cold and he felt the need to verbally exclaim something referencing the coldness of the room to call attention to it as well as point it out to any sentinent creatures who happened to be nearby with the hope that with their help there might be a higher possibility that they may find a remedy to this dillema?

"Wow, it sure is CHILI DOG in here!"

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When you think the Blues Brothers is a Sonic fan club.

What is Rouge's favorite city?
Baton Rouge.

What goes great on bagels?
Cream... cheese... I give up.

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Q: What did Dr Robotnik say after Sonic lost all his rings?

A: Eggs-ellent

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View PostCaniad Bach, on 21 April 2012 - 12:04 PM, said:

Why does Tails have two tails?
Because it's actually the tail of a symbiotic twin that he absorbed in the womb.

Although not exactly terrible joke related, I wonder if that was actually the case, that he absorbed twice the neurons, thus twice the intelligence?

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Sonic's favorite band.

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View PostXD375, on 21 April 2012 - 05:48 AM, said:

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/thread in one reply. Brilliant.

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What is the first thing Sonic tells after getting home from an adventure?

Tails!

Where did the Sonic Underground band's career took off?

The Launch Bass Zone!
Spoiler



Why did Amy hit Sonic with her hammer?

He was taking a Peeko at her!

brb shooting myself

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Why did Robotnik give up collecting chaos emeralds?
He has a Nack for them.

Get it.

fffffffffffffffffffff

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What's Shadow's favorite type of porn?

Baton Rouge Louisiana

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What TV show did the beta for this appear on?

Robot-Nick Arcade.

It was only after snorting amphetamine that Sonic realised why they called it Speed Highway.

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Terrible Sonic jokes, huh?

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Regardless of whether or not this was meant to be a joke, it still sucked, and managed to piss me off. It's one of the few lines of dialogue in any Sonic game ever, that made me want to vomit.
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View PostMystical Ninja, on 22 April 2012 - 07:55 PM, said:

Terrible Sonic jokes, huh?

Spoiler

Regardless of whether or not this was meant to be a joke, it still sucked, and managed to piss me off. It's one of the few lines of dialogue in any Sonic game ever, that made me want to vomit.


I never really understood why anyone would get so pissy over one little line that lampshades the Robotnik/Eggman confusion. It's only purpose was to acknowledge that it's part of Sonic history and make it canon just for kicks and giggles. So who cares?

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And I'll never understand how anybody could look at that as anything more than blatant trolling on their part. To me, that's almost like saying that the Sylvania Castle Zone boss intro in Sonic 4: Episode II wasn't meant to troll anybody. The only difference between the two, however, is that the latter one was actually kind of funny.

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Killjoy. :/

Where does Sonic go to dye his hair?
Green Quill Zone!

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