Sonic and Sega Retro Message Board: Terrible Sonic jokes - Sonic and Sega Retro Message Board

Jump to content

Hey there, Guest!  (Log In · Register) Help
  • 14 Pages +
  • ◄ First
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
    Locked
    Locked Forum

Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

#196 User is offline Retroman 

Posted 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM

  • Posts: 486
  • Joined: 18-September 09
  • Gender:Male
00

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone
This post has been edited by Retroman: 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM

#197 User is offline SonKnuck 

Posted 13 February 2015 - 07:03 AM

  • The Lazy Guy
  • Posts: 181
  • Joined: 11-January 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Quebec
  • Project:DBZ Re-enactment and LPs on Youtube
03

View PostRetroman, on 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

#198 User is offline JohnBoyAdvance 

Posted 13 February 2015 - 09:20 AM

  • Posts: 73
  • Joined: 10-April 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:East Sussex, UK
01

View PostSonKnuck, on 13 February 2015 - 07:03 AM, said:

View PostRetroman, on 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Big's least favourite zone?

The No-Fishing Zone

#199 User is offline Fantastic 

Posted 13 February 2015 - 07:55 PM

  • Born on an island, in the heavens.
  • Posts: 118
  • Joined: 14-August 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:HouseLand
  • Project:Thinking things.
00

View PostJohnBoyAdvance, on 13 February 2015 - 09:20 AM, said:

View PostSonKnuck, on 13 February 2015 - 07:03 AM, said:

View PostRetroman, on 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Big's least favourite zone?

The No-Fishing Zone


And on THAT subject:

What's Dimps' least favorite zone?

The No-Bottomless Pits Zone!

#200 User is offline DigitalDuck 

Posted 14 February 2015 - 06:29 PM

  • Arriving four years late.
  • Posts: 3364
  • Joined: 23-June 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Lincs, UK
  • Project:TurBoa, S1RL
03

View PostFantastic, on 13 February 2015 - 07:55 PM, said:

View PostJohnBoyAdvance, on 13 February 2015 - 09:20 AM, said:

View PostSonKnuck, on 13 February 2015 - 07:03 AM, said:

View PostRetroman, on 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!



And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Big's least favourite zone?

The No-Fishing Zone


And on THAT subject:

What's Dimps' least favorite zone?

The No-Bottomless Pits Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Silver's least favourite zone?

The No-Use Zone!

#201 User is offline Xeta 

Posted 14 February 2015 - 07:44 PM

  • コミュニティ謎
  • Posts: 249
  • Joined: 23-April 14
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:That box that so frequently gets overlooked.
  • Project:Nothing.
03

View PostDigitalDuck, on 14 February 2015 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostFantastic, on 13 February 2015 - 07:55 PM, said:

View PostJohnBoyAdvance, on 13 February 2015 - 09:20 AM, said:

View PostSonKnuck, on 13 February 2015 - 07:03 AM, said:

View PostRetroman, on 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!


And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Big's least favourite zone?

The No-Fishing Zone


And on THAT subject:

What's Dimps' least favorite zone?

The No-Bottomless Pits Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Silver's least favourite zone?

The No-Use Zone!

And on THAT subject:

What's Blaze's least favorite zone?

The No-Bonfire Zone!
This post has been edited by Xeta: 14 February 2015 - 07:45 PM

#202 User is offline Retroman 

Posted 15 February 2015 - 04:24 AM

  • Posts: 486
  • Joined: 18-September 09
  • Gender:Male
00

View PostXeta, on 14 February 2015 - 07:44 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 14 February 2015 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostFantastic, on 13 February 2015 - 07:55 PM, said:

View PostJohnBoyAdvance, on 13 February 2015 - 09:20 AM, said:

View PostSonKnuck, on 13 February 2015 - 07:03 AM, said:

View PostRetroman, on 13 February 2015 - 03:06 AM, said:

View Postwinterhell, on 14 January 2015 - 01:01 PM, said:

View PostTheInvisibleSun, on 29 December 2014 - 04:17 PM, said:

View PostDigitalDuck, on 29 December 2014 - 01:28 PM, said:

View PostKnucklez, on 29 December 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

View PostCaniad Bach, on 28 December 2014 - 08:35 PM, said:

View PostMercury, on 26 December 2014 - 09:54 PM, said:

Q. What's Sonic's least favorite zone?

A. The No-Spin Zone!


And on that subject:

What's Tails' least favorite zone?

The No-Fly Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Knuckles' least favorite zone?

The No-Climb Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Amy's least favorite zone?

The No-Sonic Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Shadow's least favorite zone?

Lost Colony.


And on THAT subject:

What's Metal Sonic's least favorite zone?

The No-Electronics Zone!
And on THAT subject:

What's Eggman's least favourite zone?

Exercise & Diet Hill Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Rouge's least favorite zone?

The No-Gem Zone

And on THAT subject:

What's Big's least favourite zone?

The No-Fishing Zone


And on THAT subject:

What's Dimps' least favorite zone?

The No-Bottomless Pits Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's Silver's least favourite zone?

The No-Use Zone!

And on THAT subject:

What's Blaze's least favorite zone?

The No-Bonfire Zone!


And on THAT subject:

What's SEGA's most favourite zone?

Sonic Rushed Zone
This post has been edited by Retroman: 15 February 2015 - 04:26 AM

#203 User is offline Skyler 

Posted 15 February 2015 - 04:39 AM

  • Posts: 3138
  • Joined: 26-January 09
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Sacramento, CA
  • Wiki edits:136
17
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

What's Sonic's favorite flora?

The Music Plant.

#204 User is offline The KKM 

Posted 15 February 2015 - 06:06 AM

  • Welcome to the nExt level
  • Posts: 1881
  • Joined: 12-February 09
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Portugal
  • Project:Taking control of my life
  • Wiki edits:6
04
Why did Eggman litter Wave Ocean with boiling water kettles, roman busts, water bottles, and Sonic 3 monitors playing 80's anime?
This post has been edited by The KKM: 15 February 2015 - 06:08 AM

#205 User is offline winterhell 

Posted 15 February 2015 - 06:22 AM

  • Posts: 747
  • Joined: 16-October 10
  • Gender:Male
00
What is Tails's favorite dance move?

the helicopter

#206 User is online Captain L 

Posted 17 February 2015 - 07:33 PM

  • The guy who likes Shadow the Hedgehog
  • Posts: 2143
  • Joined: 13-September 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Project:Waiting for the coming of the Great White Hankerchief
00
After the success of Hyrule Warriors, Tecmo Koei announced that they were partnering up with a different video game icon for a new crossover. Coming this Fall, Toot Toot Sonic Warriors.

#207 User is offline NioZero 

Posted 17 February 2015 - 07:38 PM

  • Posts: 265
  • Joined: 21-August 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Chile
  • Project:Tornado Sky Fighters
  • Wiki edits:5
00

View PostCaptain L, on 17 February 2015 - 07:33 PM, said:

After the success of Hyrule Warriors, Tecmo Koei announced that they were partnering up with a different video game icon for a new crossover. Coming this Fall, Toot Toot Sonic Warriors.


Sonic Boom Warriors...

#208 User is offline winterhell 

Posted 18 February 2015 - 02:20 AM

  • Posts: 747
  • Joined: 16-October 10
  • Gender:Male
00

View PostNioZero, on 17 February 2015 - 07:38 PM, said:

View PostCaptain L, on 17 February 2015 - 07:33 PM, said:

After the success of Hyrule Warriors, Tecmo Koei announced that they were partnering up with a different video game icon for a new crossover. Coming this Fall, Toot Toot Sonic Warriors.


Sonic Boom Warriors...


Furry Jiggle Physics Delux by Tecmo

#209 User is offline Aerosol 

Posted 18 February 2015 - 02:40 AM

  • FML and FU2
  • Posts: 7627
  • Joined: 27-April 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Not where I want to be.
  • Project:Sonic (?): Coming summer of 2055...?
01
What's Knuckles' favorite joint?
The Lava Reefer

Where does Amy hide her hammer?
In her Mystic Cave

Best place to get Super Bowl grub?
The Wing Fortress

The area directly behind Eggman is often called The Windy Valley

Rouge often stows her stolen jewels away in her Wild Canyon

Poor Vanilla can't find any help taking care of her Dry Lagoon these days.

I'm sorry.
  • 14 Pages +
  • ◄ First
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
    Locked
    Locked Forum

4 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 4 guests, 0 anonymous users