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Terrible Sonic jokes

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by H Hog, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. Jayextee

    Jayextee

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    I DONE MAKED GAMES.
    When playing Sonic, I like to press DOWN as I hit declining terrain. It's how I roll.
     
  2. SuperSonicRider

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    What does Knuckles say to keep a party going?
    + - MY HAT—MY HAT—MY HAT IS ON FIRE!  
     
  3. winterhell

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    What do you call Robotnik when he comes out of the sauna?
    A boiled egg
    How about when he is laughing on the floor?
    Egg rolls
     
  4. What do the police say when they arrest Eggman?

    + - You're robot-nicked  




    ...why do I feel like this joke was actually in a Sonic comic or something
     
  5. Hukos

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    What did Robotnik say as his security cameras caught Sonic sneaking through his secret fortress?

    "Snooping as usual, I see."







    I'm sorry :v:
     
  6. Jason

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    Mobian CSI investigates a murder involving Miles Prower as the victim. He has been decapitated and both of his tails were amputated. An officer asks for the head investigator's opinion. The head investigator puts on shades and says:
    I can't make heads or Tails of this. http://instantyeah.org/
     
  7. Beltway

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    What did Sonic say when Knuckles punched him into a row of spikes?
    What a prick.
     
  8. IT'S NO USE
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  9. Peace Of Mind

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    What do you call someone who's jealous?

    Modern Sonic. + - You get it, because he has green eyes and people say jealous people have green eyes? Ho ho ho, I so utterly clever. /sarcasm  
     
  10. Samurai Echidna

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    What kind of gift would make Silver run away in fear?
    A weed eater!

    What does Eggman and the Ninja Turtles have in common?
    Shell if I know!

    Good thing Sonic wasn't made by Mike Judge. Otherwise, we'd have...
    King of the Pumpkin Hill!

    What do you get when you cross Sonic with Kermit?
    A Muppet Panic Zone!
     
  11. What do you call a group of Sonic fans who obsess about minor storyline details to an almost militaristic degree?
    [inspoil]Canon's Corps[/inspoil]

    How did Sonic introduce his self-proclaimed girlfriend to his longtime console rival before competing in the Olympics?
    [inspoil]"It's Amy, Mario."[/inspoil]

    What is the proper name of the sign that designates various areas in classic Sonic games, typically found at the end of stages?
    [inspoil]A Zoning Board[/inspoil]

    Oh my God yes.
     
  12. VizardJeffhog

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    Oh my god, this thread.

    Why should Sonic keep in touch with all of his friends?

    Because if he's not up to speed, he'll be left out of the loop!
     
  13. H Hog

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    Turns out Metal Sonic had a 'brother' made of Iron, once... but was scrapped because "Ironic" was considered an ill-fitting name...
     
  14. Retroman

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    What's Robotnik's favourite cereal?

    Scrap Bran

    I suck at jokes :v:
     
  15. What do you get if you clone Bunnie and Amy and the originals and clones form a four-piece rock band?

    Buns 'N' Roses
     
  16. Can of Nothing

    Can of Nothing

    Exactly what it used to say on the tin. (Hoorayins
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    CanofNothing: Project Flash, a 2D platformer
    Well, looks like I'm a bumper, but that doesn't make sense - I try to press the A, B and C buttons as least as possible while playing.

    lolgedditsincethistopicwasinactiveforsometimeandIbumpeditandbumpersmakeyoujumpandaaarghdontexplainthejoke
     
  17. Chaos Warp

    Chaos Warp

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    What is Sally?
    A-corny gal!

    I suck at this.........
     
  18. KeebeeNacho

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    I'm drawing something, not that you'll ever see it.
    That's kind of the point. :v:
     
  19. InstantSonic

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    What did they call Sonic on his 40th Anniversary?

    Over the Green Hill!
     
  20. Rosie

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    Why it's Miles nicknamed Tails?

    Because it has a nice ring to it.