Recent Content by Prototype

Lol, I'm not sure that laughing and cringing and envisioning you macing a GameStop employee over Sonic's arm color counts as me getting upset....

Lol okay pal. I'm done arguing about Sonic. You can classify this as a victory, or whatever mental metric you use to get through the day, but I...

Heh, of all the things there could be figures of, they have the Studiopolis/Chaotix bouncy bumper balls. Kind of like it. What next, replicas of...

Aggressively provokes? I simply gave my opinion. So what you're saying is that everyone should parrot the same opinion or else they're starting...

"Big boy hot takes"? "Performative crap"? I wasn't aware that having an opinion about a game was such serious business. I really don't...

Lol. There is nuance in my statement. I'm not saying "everyone who liked this game is wrong and misremembering, and here is my personal crusade...

Somehow I don't think Taxman and Stealth are involved. Iizuka was quiet about that for a reason. I know we held out hope but after seeing SEGA...

Calm down, buddy. I know we're enthusiasts but try not to speak as if my opinion of Sonic games is some earth shattering proclamation that needs...

I honestly don't get the love that vanilla Colors gets. I don't even think people actually like it that much and that all the good will simply...

Friendly hits on? Heh You haven't experienced Streets of Rage until your playthrough devolves into you and your brother hitting each other.

I loved this game when I first bought it, but the DLC definitely brought me back. I can confirm that playing Survival Mode online is quite fun....

If the Sonic 2 proto behaviour of Sonic being stunned/hurt when he dashes into a wall was actually first implemented and tested during development...

A later rendition of this standard Knuckles pose can be seen on these Erasers and Badge Pins that are available in the current Australian Sonic...

Hah. Touché. My bad.

I would say there's a handful of pretty substantial divergence points in Sonic's timeline, at it's simplest narrative route. The games have good...