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Ready To Nag Grandma For Language Lessons

Huh, this page now has Page 2. Neat.

TAKE YOUR STINKING BONES OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY SKELETON

Everybody gangsta 'til the beast pronates its wrist

(I wonder if anyone's ever made a new Sega CD game.)

You WILL be sad and you WILL be mean and I WILL be king of the sad people

Everybody stop dying, I can't take this pain no more

Mario delivers (Wait, shit, wrong site)

Mario delivers (da da da da, da, da da, da, da da, da)

M-A-R-I-O ki-yay hey (higher)

M-A-R-I-O ki-yay hey

YOU TWIT

Pls bro see my DM

RARRRRRRRRGH

Great, I can't wait to go bomb some Dodongos

I'm so hungry I could eat a octorock

okay that's enough shitposting for this page

You may even learn to like it if you give it a try

Though it hurts you though it hurts you, be a pleasanter guuuuuy

If you can't be gay and merry, lock, yourself, in solitary