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Thanks very much for your continued work on this, keep it up

If this ever comes out it might fit the bill like 50%

Every time a thread like this pops up on the internet, I'm really glad I held back on making the first video full fledged insanity.

Taking all of the released videos in, it's interesting to see a Sonic game built more around platforming mechanics than dramatic setpieces. It's almost impossible to tell from the little bit we know about this early version of the game, but it seems like even Sonic 3K is more cutscene/setpiece based in it's playstyle. I also wonder if this game would have possibly had a widescreen option like NiGHTS or Panzer Dragoon Zwei. Very experimental stuff for such a big franchise.

I would make three games.

First, I would purposely make a game worse than Sonic 2006 just to see the reaction of fans. It would include new characters like Kevin the Card Shark whose entire game would be a virtual collectable card game which requires you to buy downloadable cards to complete 100% and Jamal the Banana Slug who constantly falls asleep and can only move forward if you yell into the branded Slug Microphone (sold separately). There would only be one actual "Sonic" level which would just be Wacky Workbench ported in by the team who did Sonic GBA. Most of the game would consist of various stealth escort missions in which you have to help Tails' fat and constantly whining/vomiting country cousin Cooter find a bathroom to "go potty". Once Cooter vomits up all of the Chaos Emeralds, the player would be rewarded with the only appearance of Super Sonic which is a cutscene of him defeating Eggman in a borderline inappropriate "tickle fight". At the end of the game right when he is being handcuffed and taken off to jail, Eggman would let out a giant fart splitting himself and the Sonic universe in two.

This fart would lead to two new games:

The "Universe A" game would be a make your own furry MMO platformer/Dating Sim featuring every Sonic Character from any universe possible. Players would lead a rebellion force against a deadly alliance between Eggman and a newly corrupted G.U.N. to the strains of Fallout Boy and Linkin Park. There would be weekly competitions to see who has the darkest past and a special program to procedurally generate AMVs that automatically upload to Youtube.

The "Universe B" game would be a feature a cel-shaded version of the Toei Sonic who wears Adidas and runs around a Brasilian favela Mirror's Edge style to some nice electro music. That'd be neat.