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What do you call a group of Sonic fans who obsess about minor storyline details to an almost militaristic degree?
Canon's Corps

How did Sonic introduce his self-proclaimed girlfriend to his longtime console rival before competing in the Olympics?
"It's Amy, Mario."

What is the proper name of the sign that designates various areas in classic Sonic games, typically found at the end of stages?
A Zoning Board

View PostCrappy Blue Luigi, on 02 June 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

that last one in knock knock joke form:

knock knock.
who's there?
interrupting sonic.
interrupting s—I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS


Oh my God yes.

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Oh my god, this thread.

Why should Sonic keep in touch with all of his friends?

Spoiler

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Turns out Metal Sonic had a 'brother' made of Iron, once... but was scrapped because "Ironic" was considered an ill-fitting name...

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What's Robotnik's favourite cereal?

Scrap Bran

I suck at jokes :v:
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What do you get if you clone Bunnie and Amy and the originals and clones form a four-piece rock band?

Spoiler

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Well, looks like I'm a bumper, but that doesn't make sense - I try to press the A, B and C buttons as least as possible while playing.

lolgedditsincethistopicwasinactiveforsometimeandIbumpeditandbumpersmakeyoujumpandaaarghdontexplainthejoke

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What is Sally?
Spoiler


I suck at this.........

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View PostChaos Warp, on 23 September 2012 - 02:46 PM, said:

I suck at this.........


That's kind of the point. :v:

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What did they call Sonic on his 40th Anniversary?

Over the Green Hill!

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Why it's Miles nicknamed Tails?

Because it has a nice ring to it.

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In the intro of S3, What did Knuckles say after he took the chaos emeralds away from Sonic and Tails?

"That's a rap!"

Causehisthemesongisrapbasedandhetookthechaosemeraldsandaughyouguysaresofreakingannoying

What do you call Amy when she gets into a Warp Ring?

Ring-a-ROSIE

What was Eggman doing when he was in his ship in GHZ?

He was having a ball!

Why did Sonic cross the water?

To get to the other slide!
*Ba dum phsh!*

Why does Sonic like running in the wind?

Cause it's cool!

Why did Eggman created a car?

To Egg-celerate his plans into gear!
Also because he is Egg-stremely Obese to use his body, because his body wasn't reggie.

Who is Eggman?

He is the walrus. Goo-goo ga-joob.

Motor-bug: "Iron feeling tired."
Caterkiller: "Oil bet it's metal fatigue."
Motor-bug "Yes, I just need a rust."

Motor-bug "Iron Steel feeling tired."
Caterkiller: "Have you tried aChromeatherapy?"
Motor-bug "Yes but I got Brassed off with it!"
Caterkiller: "Well, if there's any tin I can do ..."
Motor-bug "Tanks!"


What did Knuckles gave to Sonic?

The punchline
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Knock Knock
who's there
Kintobor
Kintobor-who?
Kint-o-borrow a chaos emerald?

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Sonic & Elise sitting in a tree...

Spoiler


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View PostOKei, on 25 September 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

Sonic & Elise sitting in a tree...

Spoiler




I fucking lost it.

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Something about Sonic going out for a Casino Night

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