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What turns Knuckles on?
A slap and a Tikal.
A slap and a Tikal.
Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.
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Knucklez 
Posted 06 June 2012 - 08:00 AM
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Q: Why did Sega scrap and discontinue several characters back in the late 90s?
A: They were a heavy burden to carry, and a bomb on the once mighty company. Others would only bark and stick a fang or two in Sega. But this time, it was shrouded in darkness, with no ray of light left to uphold it.
Q: What does Big like to finish his dinner with?
A: Some Cream and Cheese.
A: They were a heavy burden to carry, and a bomb on the once mighty company. Others would only bark and stick a fang or two in Sega. But this time, it was shrouded in darkness, with no ray of light left to uphold it.
Q: What does Big like to finish his dinner with?
A: Some Cream and Cheese.
#79
Overlord
Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:38 PM
- "I am Death, not Taxes. I turn up only once."
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jasonchrist, on 06 June 2012 - 06:57 AM, said:
Why do people hate Sonic 06?
because it's fucking shit.
because it's fucking shit.
Not so much a joke as a statement of fact, really =P
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SuperSonicRider
Posted 07 June 2012 - 01:01 AM
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Overlord, on 06 June 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:
jasonchrist, on 06 June 2012 - 06:57 AM, said:
Why do people hate Sonic 06?
because it's fucking shit.
because it's fucking shit.
Not so much a joke as a statement of fact, really =P
I guess the joke is supposed to be the fact that it's painfully obvious. Of course, that would've been much funnier if he had just left the question there. XD But I digress.
What's Sonic's favorite music?
Rock and BOOST. Hah. Get it? Because he doesn't roll to gain speed anymore...? OK that was horrible.
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SuperSonicRider
Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:52 AM
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What does Knuckles say to keep a party going?
MY HAT—MY HAT—MY HAT IS ON FIRE!
MY HAT—MY HAT—MY HAT IS ON FIRE!
#83
winterhell
Posted 07 June 2012 - 07:23 AM
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What do you call Robotnik when he comes out of the sauna?
How about when he is laughing on the floor?
Spoiler
How about when he is laughing on the floor?
Spoiler
#86
Jason
Posted 16 June 2012 - 03:05 PM
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Mobian CSI investigates a murder involving Miles Prower as the victim. He has been decapitated and both of his tails were amputated. An officer asks for the head investigator's opinion. The head investigator puts on shades and says:
Spoiler
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SnazzyPaperBear
Posted 06 July 2012 - 12:53 PM
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Retroman, on 25 April 2012 - 07:18 AM, said:
LocalH, on 22 April 2012 - 02:36 PM, said:
XD375, on 21 April 2012 - 05:48 AM, said:
/thread in one reply. Brilliant.
Even Worse:
What's Eggman's favourite dance move? The Robot-nik.
Who does Sonic call when he has problems with springs? Jerry Springer *Dodges Tomatoes*
In SA1 after Eggman captures Amy and the bird, he orders E-102 (Gamma) to go in and get him the bird. So Gamma obediantly goes into the dungeoun and walks up to the cell that Amy is being held captive in.
Gamma says, "Give-Me-The-Bird!" (The dashes are there to emphasize his mechanical voice)
So Amy points her middle finger up.
Last one was a stolen joke because I have ran out of ideas, but it's still funny considering the irony.
What was Dimps' response to Sega's call for a 2D-Platformer for fans?
We accidentally Sonic 4 as you truly imagined it.
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Peace Of Mind
Posted 06 July 2012 - 03:05 PM
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What do you call someone who's jealous?
Modern Sonic. You get it, because he has green eyes and people say jealous people have green eyes? Ho ho ho, I so utterly clever. /sarcasm
Modern Sonic. You get it, because he has green eyes and people say jealous people have green eyes? Ho ho ho, I so utterly clever. /sarcasm
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Samurai Echidna
Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:38 PM
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What kind of gift would make Silver run away in fear?
A weed eater!
What does Eggman and the Ninja Turtles have in common?
Shell if I know!
Good thing Sonic wasn't made by Mike Judge. Otherwise, we'd have...
King of the Pumpkin Hill!
What do you get when you cross Sonic with Kermit?
A Muppet Panic Zone!
A weed eater!
What does Eggman and the Ninja Turtles have in common?
Shell if I know!
Good thing Sonic wasn't made by Mike Judge. Otherwise, we'd have...
King of the Pumpkin Hill!
What do you get when you cross Sonic with Kermit?
A Muppet Panic Zone!