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#46 User is offline CrashSG32 

Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:36 AM

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View PostJayextee, on 25 April 2012 - 06:18 AM, said:

I lost it reading that. I'm still laughing.. I'm not kidding, I was lol'ing so much. Thank you for writing that wonderful piece of literature. Bravo.

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View PostLocalH, on 22 April 2012 - 02:36 PM, said:

View PostXD375, on 21 April 2012 - 05:48 AM, said:

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/thread in one reply. Brilliant.

Even Worse:

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What's Eggman's favourite dance move? The Robot-nik.

Who does Sonic call when he has problems with springs? Jerry Springer *Dodges Tomatoes*

In SA1 after Eggman captures Amy and the bird, he orders E-102 (Gamma) to go in and get him the bird. So Gamma obediantly goes into the dungeoun and walks up to the cell that Amy is being held captive in.
Gamma says, "Give-Me-The-Bird!" (The dashes are there to emphasize his mechanical voice)
So Amy points her middle finger up.

Last one was a stolen joke because I have ran out of ideas, but it's still funny considering the irony.

What was Dimps' response to Sega's call for a 2D-Platformer for fans?

We accidentally Sonic 4 as you truly imagined it.
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Why did Silver phone the fire brigade? Because his friend was a-Blaze!

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What was Sonic's reaction after he collected 100 rings in the Special Stages?

He got Blue Balls.
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Some people say that if you play Sonic '06 backwards you can hear satanic screams.

But that's nothing compared to playing it forwards, because then it plays Sonic '06.

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Huh, the same joke book that help created this:
But yeah, this joke book is nothing but Puns. Speaking of puns and sick jokes:

What is Robotnik fetish?
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View PostCrashSG32, on 25 April 2012 - 06:36 AM, said:

View PostJayextee, on 25 April 2012 - 06:18 AM, said:

I lost it reading that. I'm still laughing.. I'm not kidding, I was lol'ing so much. Thank you for writing that wonderful piece of literature. Bravo.

http://tinypic.com/p...p?v=2i7r86e&s=5 :P

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View PostFuzzballFox, on 25 April 2012 - 08:08 PM, said:



Oh god, I lost it at parts of that. THE SNORTING WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER. So totally flattering that someone would take the time out to make such a thing based on my batshit-insane ramblings and poop, thanks.

I feel like I need to stay topic-relevant, so another bad joke: What do you call someone who hasn't played Sonic for a while?
Spoiler


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What does Sonic do when he hears Eggman's causing trouble?

He springs into action.

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I know this is a bit of a bump, but I didn't see this one anywhere much to my surprise.

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Plus this topic needs more attention, corny Sonic jokes still give me a giggle, no matter how bad.

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Sonic 2 added a new character. He doesn't follow Sonic, he Tails him.

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Amy likes getting hammered by Sonic.

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Dude, what's Dr. Robotnik's favourite food?

Spoiler


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What is Big's favorite video game?

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What is Knuckles best known for dishing out?

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What did Silver steal from the jewelry store?

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What chronic pain does Sonic suffer from?

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What did Sonic say to Tails when he narc'd on him, causing him to be arrested from his copious amount of illegal substances and stockpile of pirated episodes of German soap operas?

Spoiler




What did Sonic say to Shadow in SA2 when Shadow told him he wasn't good enough to be his fa-"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS"

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