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#1 User is offline H Hog 

Posted 21 April 2012 - 05:10 AM

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Y'know, the godawful kind of jokes like these, that wouldn't look out of place in that infamous 90's Sonic joke book? Except in this case maybe actually Sonic-related?
Yeah. Let's think of some of those. To groan and facepalm, and possibly frighten small children.



How does Eggrobo cross the water?
In an Eggrowboat.

What did Sonic say when he was waist-deep in Sandopolis' quicksand?
"I'm waaaading!"


(Wasn't sure if this topic fit better here or in the Member Lounge, feel free to move accordingly.)
This post has been edited by H Hog: 21 April 2012 - 05:14 AM

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 05:48 AM

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 05:54 AM

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Haha! OK, I'll bite.

How does Sonic get hold of Tails?
He gives him a ring.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 07:06 AM

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I feel like we had a thread about this already. I really don't know if it's just me...
Ok, let's see...

What should Sonic use to knock on a door?
Knuckles.

Sonic's entering a watermelon contest, with the prize being awarded to the one with the biggest watermelon. He's trying hard to make his big on time for the competition, but he's having a rough time. Which song starts playing?
Gotta Grow Fast

Man these suck. Wait, isn't that the point?

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 07:15 AM

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Why did Sonic go to the doctor?
Because he had the runs.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 08:00 AM

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Watched that new Green Zone film the other day.

Imagine my disappointment that it wasn't about the first level in Sonic The Hedgehog.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 08:09 AM

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Who's the fattest thing alive?

Big the Cat.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 08:19 AM

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This fucker, wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog mask to conceal his identity, came into my jewellery store and held me up at gunpoint. He ran away with 100 gold rings, among other things. I'll fucking kill him.

Twice, if I have to.

........................................

My girlfriend and I got into a massive fight because she believed I was cheating.

I don't care how much she screams, I will not tell her how to become Yellow Sonic.
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Posted 21 April 2012 - 08:53 AM

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Jasonchrist, I actually got a half-assed chuckle from those. Try something more...terrible.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 09:15 AM

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In retaliation for ramming him 8 times, a furious Robotnik made sure Sonic lost his ring.

Come on, that's pretty terrible!

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 10:26 AM

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When the Sonic Colors announcement trailer was released, my best friend asked me if Sonic had joined the Miles high club.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 10:39 AM

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What does Coconuts call his nuts?

CocoNUTS!

GET IT?!?!?

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 10:46 AM

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Hey guis, how does sawnic knock on da door when knuckles isn't around? He RINGS the doorbell!

HURR HURR

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 10:49 AM

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Sonic and Tails are arguing over which way to go. They decide to flip a coin. Sonic calls "heads", but it doesn't land that way. Sonic smiles and says, "Tails, you win!"

Knuckles got his name in the porn industry for his fisting movies.

What is Tails' favorite natural disaster? A Tornado.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:04 PM

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Why does Sonic wear gloves?
Because his hands are cold.

What's Motobug's favourite dance?
The robot.

Why does Tails have two tails?
Because it's actually the tail of a symbiotic twin that he absorbed in the womb.

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