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Sonic The Hedgehog: Border Patrol Edition

#1 User is offline Super Egg 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 10:36 AM

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So, some of you have seen this during a few of the streams during the contest. If so, you can go ahead and skip past the narrative and go straight for the download button, as you all already know what is going on.

As a joke, Spanner, Ayla, and myself put together a quick joke hack to capitalize on the whole "Donald Trump is gonna build a wall" concept, and then showcase it during the various stream going about on Election Day. Due to time constraints, mainly on my part, the thing was rushed out the door without the full joke implemented. Along with it not being completed, a few people got upset that this thing was made because Trump did win, and everything became "rael serus buznezz." Also, a few other people got upset because it was said to be racist, I'll address that later. Though that being the case, I've decided to continue working on it, and prep for January 18th......

Either way, we enjoyed making this hack, and noticed a good majority found it rather funny, so fuck it, I'm releasing it. Here's a few screens to illustrate what's going down.

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For those wondering about why I've recently become obsessed with Sombreros.


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Just your standard Dust Hill Zone Loop. Only noting it as it took me almost 6 hours to get the collision right.


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And lastly, a secret area. Wonder what the rings spell.....

I would like to thank these awesome people for helping put this thing together in about 11 hours. Also, would like showcase how silly it is for people calling this hack a showcase of racism and bigotry.

Spanner - Scottish: The Signpost Art. That joke art was the kickstart of this gravy train.
Ayla - Lesbian: For the wonderful Act 1 layout. Has saved me so much time. Though I've added onto it since, it has set the groundwork for the best layout ever.
SonicBoom - Half-Mexican: Made ALL the enemy sprites. The Sombreros, maracas, and Corona bottles you've seen plastered in my posts and in this hack, all made by him. Also, made the splash screen. Have fun with that.
SuperEgg - Half-Filipino: I've done everything else.

I'd like to give a special shout out to Esrael. I've been using and modifying his Dust Hill Zone art, as it is the most complete set out there. Also, gotta give him credits before I hear moaning that I stole it and planned to never mention it.

At last, the link itself.

Here you go
This post has been edited by Super Egg: 26 November 2016 - 10:38 AM

#2 User is offline rata 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 10:43 AM

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this is offensive intolerant and oh fuck it, can I just download this?

#3 User is offline Super Egg 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 10:45 AM

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Yeah m8, hit the "Here you go" :v:

#4 User is offline Ell678 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 12:51 PM

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View PostSuper Egg, on 26 November 2016 - 10:36 AM, said:

and everything became "rael serus buznezz."


Everything is serious bsns. Always. Even humour, which must at all times be socially acceptable. What the fuck were you thinking releasing this?

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#5 User is offline kazblox 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 01:37 PM

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The best hack of 2016. Fuck Scorched Quest, fuck Virtual Adventure, this is the real shit right here.

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#6 User is offline TimmiT 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 01:51 PM

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So edgy that it stabbed me when i played it please call a hospital
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#7 User is offline rata 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 03:17 PM

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View PostSuper Egg, on 26 November 2016 - 10:45 AM, said:

Yeah m8, hit the "Here you go" //forums.sonicretro.org/public/style_emoticons/default/v.png


Did it before posting, I just needed to get the joke done without anyone thinking I was talking seriously.

#8 User is offline Spanner 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 07:10 PM

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I think we need more sombreros in this.

Also, what did I tell you about fixing the background among other things?

#9 User is offline Ayla 

Posted 26 November 2016 - 08:19 PM

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You know what I think already since we were talking about it last night, but this hack is amazing. If you don't like it, kindly fuck off. This ain't no safe space, bitches.


In all seriousness, though, the hidden path really makes that first act. Thanks for spicing it up for me ;)

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 04:06 PM

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This hack is unrealistic. Mexico doesn't have high tech flying eggs.

Sonic's a true American hero though.

#11 User is offline Super Egg 

Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:32 PM

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So it seems Razor finally made a video about the hack. If only he'd ever actually give the link to the post it's on, as opposed to a direct download. Go fucking figure, heaven fucking forbid he'd do shit the right way. Anyways, lots of butthurt people, a lot. Like, holy shit, the amount is staggering.

Mrshootinputin says "Fuck these political themed hacks. I am so sick about hearing about Trump. I came to this nice and wonderful Russian Lets Play channel to escape politics; not be annoyed about politics. [sic] Not Kevin No shit captain obvious. Since this a Japanese game, the only acceptable hat for them to wear is a kasa."

Axel Manzueta channel says, "this hack Insults to Latinos"

WaddleDee10513 says, "Wow, fuck this even if it is a joke (which I doubt)."

Also, from Facebook, Greg the Cat says, "Let's see. What is the Sonic fandom up to no- oh. And some people wonder why I hate the Gamer Gate infiltration of the Sonic fanbase."

So I'm not going to lie, I am actually laughing harder than I should be, because the amount of butthurt is real. Like, the amount of salt dripping from the comments is to a point that I could salt a freshwater lake.

Carry on, I need a drink.

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 08:16 PM

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This hack is proof of that Sonic fans main Reaper.

#13 User is online Xeal 

Posted 30 November 2016 - 11:15 PM

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Someone seems upset.

#14 User is offline Super Egg 

Posted 30 November 2016 - 11:47 PM

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It's because Trump stole his spaghetti. I've got an idea to make everybody happy!!!


HERE'S A SOMBRERO FOR RATA!!!!
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HERE'S A SOMBRERO FOR ELL678!!!!
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HERE'S A SOMBRERO FOR DARKSONIC!!!!
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AND HERE'S A SOMBRERO FOR TIMMIT!!!!
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FELIZ NAVIDAD EVERYBODY!!!!!

#15 User is offline Ayla 

Posted 01 December 2016 - 01:16 AM

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We're bringing sombreros and love to everyone!! Stop being so racist, everybody!
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