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Gerbilsoft Scripting Language

#1 User is offline Sik 

Posted 24 January 2010 - 12:58 PM

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Are you a programmer and your work bores you? The Gerbilsoft Scripting Language is for you! Make your work more entertaining by programming using memes from the famous software specialist David Korth! It is very easy to learn! Just take a look at how your generic hello world program would look like:

wtf Hello world program
   news "Hello, world!"

Retrieving values and manipulating them is easy too!

wtf Shitty adder thingy
   news "Enter first number:"
   submit x
   news "Enter second number:"
   submit y
   news "Their sum is ", x + y

You can even make a quick game such as guess the number very easily!

wtf Guess the number!
   make number = rickrotate(1, 100)
   make guess = -1
   rick guess <> number
      news "Enter your guess:"
      submit guess
      urmom guess = number
         news "You win!"
         urmom guess < number
            news "Too low."
            news "Too high."

Easy, isn't it? But that's not all! By improving your mood you'll also improve your productivity! Thousands of software developers are already seeing the benefits from using the Gerbilsoft Scripting Language! What are you waiting for? Don't miss this amazing and unique chance! Try it now!

P.S.: here you can get the official specs (thanks snkenjoi for uploading it)
This post has been edited by Sik: 17 December 2011 - 04:45 AM

#2 User is offline Overlord 

Posted 24 January 2010 - 01:28 PM

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Oh god, I lol'd HARD =P but this is arguably more Oldbie Lounge material =P

EDIT: Wow, the spec page is even better, even CSI is in there!

#3 User is offline Andlabs 

Posted 24 January 2010 - 03:39 PM

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Ha, this is great! Now all we need is a GUI library that doesn't work on Windows! v.png

also wb
This post has been edited by Andlabs: 24 January 2010 - 03:41 PM

#4 User is offline SegaLoco 

Posted 29 January 2010 - 06:54 PM

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Oh God, ahahaha, this is NOT Oldbie Lounge material, then I wouldn't be able to see it sad.png

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