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Terrible Sonic jokes

Discussion in 'General Sonic Discussion' started by H Hog, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. So Sonic the Hedgehog runs into a bar. Tails ducks.
     
  2. FuzzballFox

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    Actually if we take Sonic 2 into account...would be more like Sonic ducks, and tails responds quarter of a second later and hits it losing Sonic's rings :P
     
  3. Shade Vortex

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    What did Sonic say when he got to Oil Desert Zone: Act 2?

    Quack quack quack, because he turned into a duck.
     
  4. Knucklez

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    Mhmm.

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  5. Jayextee

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    I don't see the point of this topic since we already have two Sonic 4 threads. *rimshot*

    No, really folks. Sonic 4 episodes 1 and 2 are all about time travel, which is why they're not told in order - the dead cats are sent in to catch the dead ducks.
    Sonic 4 Episode 3 will feature a dead horse. BEING BEATEN.

    I never got around to playing that Sonic game for the disc-based add-on to the Megadrive. Seemed a bit 'seedy' to me.

    Alright, I'll stop. Mainly because I think I used up all my terrible jokes revuing SNONIC TOO that one tiem.
     
  6. CrashSG32

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    I lost it reading that. I'm still laughing.. I'm not kidding, I was lol'ing so much. Thank you for writing that wonderful piece of literature. Bravo.
     
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    Even Worse:

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    What's Eggman's favourite dance move? The Robot-nik.

    Who does Sonic call when he has problems with springs? Jerry Springer *Dodges Tomatoes*

    In SA1 after Eggman captures Amy and the bird, he orders E-102 (Gamma) to go in and get him the bird. So Gamma obediantly goes into the dungeoun and walks up to the cell that Amy is being held captive in.
    Gamma says, "Give-Me-The-Bird!" (The dashes are there to emphasize his mechanical voice)
    So Amy points her middle finger up.

    Last one was a stolen joke because I have ran out of ideas, but it's still funny considering the irony.

    What was Dimps' response to Sega's call for a 2D-Platformer for fans?

    We accidentally Sonic 4 as you truly imagined it.
     
  8. minichapman

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    Why did Silver phone the fire brigade? Because his friend was a-Blaze!
     
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    What was Sonic's reaction after he collected 100 rings in the Special Stages?

    He got Blue Balls.
     
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    Some people say that if you play Sonic '06 backwards you can hear satanic screams.

    But that's nothing compared to playing it forwards, because then it plays Sonic '06.
     
  11. Dr. Mecha

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    Huh, the same joke book that help created this:
    But yeah, this joke book is nothing but Puns. Speaking of puns and sick jokes:

    What is Robotnik fetish?
    Oviposition
     
  12. FuzzballFox

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    http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2i7r86e&s=5 :P
     
  13. Jayextee

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    Oh god, I lost it at parts of that. THE SNORTING WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER. So totally flattering that someone would take the time out to make such a thing based on my batshit-insane ramblings and poop, thanks.

    I feel like I need to stay topic-relevant, so another bad joke: What do you call someone who hasn't played Sonic for a while?
    Out of the loop.
     
  14. Rosie

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    What does Sonic do when he hears Eggman's causing trouble?

    He springs into action.
     
  15. Hitaxas

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    I know this is a bit of a bump, but I didn't see this one anywhere much to my surprise.

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    Plus this topic needs more attention, corny Sonic jokes still give me a giggle, no matter how bad.
     
  16. Jayextee

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    Sonic 2 added a new character. He doesn't follow Sonic, he Tails him.
     
  17. Knucklez

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    Amy likes getting hammered by Sonic.
     
  18. Jayextee

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    Dude, what's Dr. Robotnik's favourite food?

    Egg, man.
     
  19. Knucklez

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    What is Big's favorite video game?

    Frogger.

    What is Knuckles best known for dishing out?

    Knuckle Sandwiches.

    What did Silver steal from the jewelry store?

    Silver. :v:

     
  20. TheKazeblade

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    What chronic pain does Sonic suffer from?

    Back pain from having so many spines ha. ha. ha. :v:



    What did Sonic say to Tails when he narc'd on him, causing him to be arrested from his copious amount of illegal substances and stockpile of pirated episodes of German soap operas?

    You're such a Tattle-Tails



    What did Sonic say to Shadow in SA2 when Shadow told him he wasn't good enough to be his fa-"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS"

    Haha get it because the terrible english dub's timing is weird so everyone's always talking over each other and its hilarious haha I am smart