wtf Hello world program develop news "Hello, world!" fail
Retrieving values and manipulating them is easy too!
wtf Shitty adder thingy develop news "Enter first number:" submit x news "Enter second number:" submit y news "Their sum is ", x + y fail
You can even make a quick game such as guess the number very easily!
wtf Guess the number! develop make number = rickrotate(1, 100) make guess = -1 rick guess <> number news "Enter your guess:" submit guess urmom guess = number news "You win!" nou urmom guess < number news "Too low." nou news "Too high." zing zing roll fail
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P.S.: here you can get the official specs (thanks snkenjoi for uploading it)