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FUCK YOU IT'S CANCELLED

#1 User is offline Scarred Sun 

  Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:21 PM

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God dammit.

You guys have really pushed me too fucking far this time. In the past 48 hours, I've had to deal with Sonic 4 leaks, Sega demanding all sorts of crap from me, people posting like fucktards over some goddamn ten seconds of video, and have been acting like fucking morons in every possible thread. Maybe it'd be something if this has only been going on for a few days.

IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR MONTHS. I hold two fucking Shark Weeks—which we have NEVER had to do before now—and you are still all acting like fucking morons over this one piece of shit game. You're fucking circlejerking and nerdraging over a shitty downloadable game that even Sonic Team is not participating in. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? What the fuck happened to the community that I loved?

It's like you've all become braindead zombies overnight and are actively going after what few of us who aren't running in lizardbrain mode. And it's making my skull hurt (though luckily there has been no anal bleeding yet.)

I can't fucking stand this anymore. It's so goddamn depressing to come home every fucking night to seven new pages of HURR THIS SUCKS and HEY LOOK LET'S POST A PICTURE OF MY EGO and other crap I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT.

Seriously, there is no shittier, fur-fuck, whiny fanbase than this one. It's sad that we're considered the "best" of the Sonic fandom and yet this place can collapse into a cesspool of fail and AIDS over OH NO THE EYELIDS ARE WRONG THE EYELIDS ARE WRONG YOU GUYS specialed.png What the fuck? What's with the green eye hate? I have green eyes, motherfuckers. Why do you have to get stick crammed up your ass over fucking iris colour?

Sonic 4 is tearing us apart, guys, and I'm not gonna stand for it anymore.

Therefore, this site is getting some goddamn chemotherapy to get the faggotry caused by this game. And it starts with removing Sonic.

I didn't want to do this. I honestly didn't. We've built ten years on this foundation of all being Sonic fans together working towards a great goal of awesome. But this isn't awesome anymore. It's just fuckbeans. In fact, this fucks up a lot of plans we had to even make something funny for April Fool's. So thanks a lot, fuckfaces.

As a result of this removal, we have set up a parallel site called segaretro.org. It's essentially Sonic Retro without the Sonic. Given this abrupt transition, we will rolling it out over the next day to help ensure the transition.

We have removed the General Sonic Discussion forum in hopes of grabbing the few threads left worth saving and throwing them into the archive. Beyond that, it's gone.

For those of you who follow our Twitter, we encourage you to sign up for the Sega Retro Twitter. We will retweet all tweets to @sonicretro tomorrow, but can't promise anything beyond that.

So good going, fucktards. You don't shit on Sonic. You shit in a toilet.

#2 User is offline True Dude 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:25 PM

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Whoah, SEGA Retro? That actually sounds... Awesome!

Seriously, maybe this will be something incredibly great, plus it expands it past a franchise that has been dying for years.

#3 User is offline Shadic 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:29 PM

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QUOTE (Scarred Sun @ Mar 31 2010, 07:21 PM)
I have green eyes, motherfuckers.

This made me laugh.

So... April 2nd, we get it back? v.png
This post has been edited by Shadic: 31 March 2010 - 09:29 PM

#4 User is offline Rika Chou 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:29 PM

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I dunno, I didn't notice anything out of the norm in the S4 topic. Seemed to be like the same old same old. psyduck.png

I don't really care, but if this site suddenly turns into something that focuses on anything Sega - other than sonic - then I don't think I will come here as much. (if at all) My interests in Sega's other games just isn't high enough for me to visit a forum dedicated to them on a regular basis, I'm here because of Sonic and nothing else.

Edit: The hacking forum too? If this is not an april fools joke you can call me good as gone. colbert.png
This post has been edited by Rika Chou: 31 March 2010 - 09:39 PM

#5 User is offline OSM 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:29 PM

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Aw but Sonic was just about to go back to his roots too

#6 User is offline Kurosan 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:30 PM

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Is there any way to express an honest opinion without getting banned, or...?

EDIT: Oh right. April fools.
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#7 User is offline Namagem 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:30 PM

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Yeah, sounds about right.

#8 User is offline Caitlin 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:30 PM

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QUOTE (Rika Chou @ Mar 31 2010, 10:29 PM)
I dunno, I didn't notice anything out of the norm in the S4 topic. Seemed to be like the same old same old. psyduck.png


That was the problem. The same ol' same ol' was, well, pitiful at best.

#9 User is offline Sparks 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:31 PM

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Was removing the hacking forum necessary? Everything in there was decent. :|

#10 User is offline Chaud 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:32 PM

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Oh, well.

#11 User is offline Tweaker 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:33 PM

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QUOTE (Sparks @ Mar 31 2010, 10:31 PM)
Was removing the hacking forum necessary? Everything in there was decent. :|

We're working on sorting out what to do with existing topics. Give us some time.

#12 User is offline True Dude 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:33 PM

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Actually after the April Fool's, I'd like it if we kept the SEGA Retro as a seperate site along with Sonic retro. Please? :D

#13 User is offline Athbucket 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:34 PM

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Them faggot, never-satisfied fan boys I suppose.... Though I do have a feeling this is all a joke.
This post has been edited by Athbucket: 31 March 2010 - 09:36 PM

#14 User is offline Tweaker 

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The only "April Fools" are you guys if you really think this is a joke. Jesus christ.

#15 User is offline DigitalDuck 

Posted 31 March 2010 - 09:35 PM

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QUOTE (Rika Chou @ Apr 1 2010, 03:29 AM)
I don't really care, but if this site suddenly turns into something that focuses on anything Sega - other than sonic - then I don't think I will come here as much. (if at all)


Actually, I'd prefer it. There are many other great SEGA franchises, and none of them have such a moronic fanbase.

So, whether this is an April Fools or not, I fully approve.

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