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SONIC RETRO AMNESTY WEEK

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Scarred Sun, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Scarred Sun

    Scarred Sun

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    Welp, this.
    We all make mistakes. Even Sonic Team.

    In acknowledging this and in celebration of Sonic's 21st birthday (where lots of mistakes are made), we are allowing a one time reversal of any member's banned status for the week of June 22-29 given that certain conditions are met.

    If you are a member who has been banned, create a song/rap/that weird thing Kesha does which is not rapping containing the following:

    - The offense you were banned for
    - What you have learned
    - Why you will not break the rules in the future

    Send us a copy or a link at [email protected]. We will review the content, and if we feel there has been improvement/the original offense didn't involve anything too severe, we will restore your account.

    Please note that we reserve the right to choose not to reactivate the account if we feel a lesson was not learned or could not be learned. We reserve the right to ban you again if we find you have not learned from your mistakes. We definitely deserve the right to openly mock you if you send a whiny letter or poem or something else stupid in lieu of what the directions say.
     
  2. Harmony Friends

    Harmony Friends

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    Holy shit. It's SCARZ's death row subforum all over again.

    Words can not describe my happiness.
     
  3. ashthedragon

    ashthedragon

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    Things like this are why I love retro so much
     
  4. Blue Blood

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    I almost want to be banned just so I can take part.

    Almost.
     
  5. Jayextee

    Jayextee

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    I DONE MAKED GAMES.
    And here I was thinking it would be a 'party week' of allowing people to string together the word 'pinball' followed by the word 'physics' without the forum's wordfilter mocking their lack of comprehension. Shit.

    I could improvise a rap about why none of the wordfilters should apply to me personally though. + - Though I won't.  
     
  6. Covarr

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    I was just thinking the exact same thing. This looks like a lot of fun.

    Will the entries be posted publicly?
     
  7. Scarred Sun

    Scarred Sun

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    Welp, this.
    Honestly? Probably not. I'm not looking to embarrass people who sincerely want to come back, and I know people can change (and can read directions.) People who decide to be smug or whiny, though? Never had an issue with mocking them.
     
  8. Overlord

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    This is the best possible present for Sonic's 21st. ^_^
     
  9. dsrb

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    Well, all the local Nazi career trolls seem to be fatally allergic to grammatical contractions, hopefully making any hypothetical lyrics far too clumsy/un-hip to succeed.
     
  10. Metal Man88

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    What I want to see is Mecha Mazgoth, so he can tell us how he is an unstoppable god of war.