So how about that Sanic movie.
Upcoming Sonic the Hedgehog movie It looks fucking awful
#1
Posted 07 December 2013 - 10:08 AM

http://www.deadline....e-hedgehog-pic/
So how about that Sanic movie.
So how about that Sanic movie.
This post has been edited by Dark Sonic: 10 December 2018 - 11:35 AM
#2
Posted 07 December 2013 - 10:51 AM

Dark Sonic, on 07 December 2013 - 10:08 AM, said:
http://www.animenews...ames-registered
So apparently multiple websites for a sonic movie have been registered by Sony pictures
Huh
So apparently multiple websites for a sonic movie have been registered by Sony pictures
Huh
...I'm interested. Although I thought Disney would have first dibs on a Sonic movie what with Wreck-It Ralph having Sonic all over that friggin' movie.
#3
Posted 07 December 2013 - 10:55 AM

Would totally go for a CG movie done by the team that made Night of the Werehog & the CG clips in the recent games.
#4
Posted 07 December 2013 - 01:08 PM

I can only imagine how this is gonna go down.
"Okay Frank, let's make us a Sonic movie."
"You mean like the hedgehog, Brad?"
"I think so. It'd be pretty weird if we made a movie about a fast-food drive-in."
"Sure, sure. So what do we know about Sonic? The hedgehog, not the restaurant?"
"He runs fast. I mean, there's the final stretch of the movie right there, he's in some race."
"Like Fast and the Furious?"
"Nono, he runs fast, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him in a car. Actually yeah, let's do that, he's racing cars in the mean streets of... I dunno, Detroit?"
"I'm down as long as Vin Diesel's in it somewhere."
"He can be Sonic's red friend, with the Bob Marley hair."
"Alright, alright. Is that all that's going on? Any romance or anything?"
"There's a pink one that I'm pretty sure Sonic's sweet on. She can be his scantily clad hood ornament."
"I think we've got something here."
"Yeah, let's get the boys down the hall to write up a first draft and see where it takes us."
"Okay Frank, let's make us a Sonic movie."
"You mean like the hedgehog, Brad?"
"I think so. It'd be pretty weird if we made a movie about a fast-food drive-in."
"Sure, sure. So what do we know about Sonic? The hedgehog, not the restaurant?"
"He runs fast. I mean, there's the final stretch of the movie right there, he's in some race."
"Like Fast and the Furious?"
"Nono, he runs fast, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him in a car. Actually yeah, let's do that, he's racing cars in the mean streets of... I dunno, Detroit?"
"I'm down as long as Vin Diesel's in it somewhere."
"He can be Sonic's red friend, with the Bob Marley hair."
"Alright, alright. Is that all that's going on? Any romance or anything?"
"There's a pink one that I'm pretty sure Sonic's sweet on. She can be his scantily clad hood ornament."
"I think we've got something here."
"Yeah, let's get the boys down the hall to write up a first draft and see where it takes us."
#5
Posted 07 December 2013 - 01:13 PM

Sonic Warrior TJ, on 07 December 2013 - 01:08 PM, said:
I can only imagine how this is gonna go down.
"Okay Frank, let's make us a Sonic movie."
"You mean like the hedgehog, Brad?"
"I think so. It'd be pretty weird if we made a movie about a fast-food drive-in."
"Sure, sure. So what do we know about Sonic? The hedgehog, not the restaurant?"
"He runs fast. I mean, there's the final stretch of the movie right there, he's in some race."
"Like Fast and the Furious?"
"Nono, he runs fast, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him in a car. Actually yeah, let's do that, he's racing cars in the mean streets of... I dunno, Detroit?"
"I'm down as long as Vin Diesel's in it somewhere."
"He can be Sonic's red friend, with the Bob Marley hair."
"Alright, alright. Is that all that's going on? Any romance or anything?"
"There's a pink one that I'm pretty sure Sonic's sweet on. She can be his scantily clad hood ornament."
"I think we've got something here."
"Yeah, let's get the boys down the hall to write up a first draft and see where it takes us."
"Okay Frank, let's make us a Sonic movie."
"You mean like the hedgehog, Brad?"
"I think so. It'd be pretty weird if we made a movie about a fast-food drive-in."
"Sure, sure. So what do we know about Sonic? The hedgehog, not the restaurant?"
"He runs fast. I mean, there's the final stretch of the movie right there, he's in some race."
"Like Fast and the Furious?"
"Nono, he runs fast, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him in a car. Actually yeah, let's do that, he's racing cars in the mean streets of... I dunno, Detroit?"
"I'm down as long as Vin Diesel's in it somewhere."
"He can be Sonic's red friend, with the Bob Marley hair."
"Alright, alright. Is that all that's going on? Any romance or anything?"
"There's a pink one that I'm pretty sure Sonic's sweet on. She can be his scantily clad hood ornament."
"I think we've got something here."
"Yeah, let's get the boys down the hall to write up a first draft and see where it takes us."
I think a movie about a fast food drive in would be ground breaking/a ton more creative than Super Hero movie #630
#6
Posted 07 December 2013 - 03:33 PM

You know who works at Sony Pictures?
Genndy Tartakovsky.
That's right. There's a chance this won't be all horrible.
Genndy Tartakovsky.
That's right. There's a chance this won't be all horrible.
#7
Posted 07 December 2013 - 03:53 PM

Some "Sonic the Hedgehog Movie" related domains were registered recently. Taking a look at the WHOIS info, they were registered by “SPD Domain Names Inc.”, which is Sony Pictures' official registrar. The registrant email is also [email protected]
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This post has been edited by Hinchy: 07 December 2013 - 03:54 PM
#9
Posted 07 December 2013 - 05:04 PM

Very interesting. Although not sure how big a Sonic movie would be a this point. I think we're long past the golden era where a genuine big-screen film would've been a massive money maker for Sega (I mean, they had their chance when Super Mario Bros and Street Fighter were doing their run of cheesy films). Unless it's a smaller straight to DVD/BD thing, like Resident Evil Degeneration/Damnation
Could we be looking at a 'Sonic Boom' tie-in project?
Or maybe my dreams of a sequel to the OVA movie are finally coming true?
Could we be looking at a 'Sonic Boom' tie-in project?
Or maybe my dreams of a sequel to the OVA movie are finally coming true?

#10
Posted 07 December 2013 - 05:12 PM

Maybe Eddie Lebron's short film caught interest from Sony?
*shot*
In all seriousness, I wonder if they're gonna start from a certain era (Classic, Adventure, ect), or make it a stand-alone thing? A Sonic Boom tie in could be likely, but I doubt it.

In all seriousness, I wonder if they're gonna start from a certain era (Classic, Adventure, ect), or make it a stand-alone thing? A Sonic Boom tie in could be likely, but I doubt it.
#11
Posted 07 December 2013 - 08:31 PM

You think there's a chance Sony will put Tartakovsky on the project? You're right, there's a chance. But the chance is slimmer than the hairs on my balls.
#13
Posted 08 December 2013 - 01:43 PM

Overlord, on 07 December 2013 - 10:55 AM, said:
Would totally go for a CG movie done by the team that made Night of the Werehog & the CG clips in the recent games.
If Sony is making the movie, you can probably expect that the animation will be done by one of their own animation studios.
As for Genndy Tartakovsky, apparently he's already busy with making a Popeye movie.
This post has been edited by TimmiT: 08 December 2013 - 01:45 PM
#14
Posted 08 December 2013 - 02:40 PM

Eh, even if it's registered I can't see anything coming from it (at least now). Adaptations are often stuck in Development Hell or put on hold for years. I know of more than a dozen films like that.
I'm interested as long as it's close to the games.. Which 10/1 it will not be.
I'm interested as long as it's close to the games.. Which 10/1 it will not be.
This post has been edited by Dabble: 08 December 2013 - 02:41 PM
#15
Posted 08 December 2013 - 10:48 PM

This is probably going to be absolutely terrible! Did any of you see either Smurfs film?
(Assuming anything actually comes from this and it's not just domain grabbing, of course.)
(Assuming anything actually comes from this and it's not just domain grabbing, of course.)
This post has been edited by muteKi: 08 December 2013 - 10:49 PM