Sonic and Sega Retro Message Board: Terrible Sonic jokes - Sonic and Sega Retro Message Board

Jump to content

Hey there, Guest!  (Log In · Register) Help
Loading News Feed...
 

Terrible Sonic jokes Let's think of them.

#151 User is offline Retroman 

Posted 04 May 2013 - 12:24 AM

  • Posts: 271
  • Joined: 18-September 09
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Location
  • Project:Reality
Why did Amy tried to go to rehab?

Because she's like 'no no no'.

Sonic's the name, speeds.... THE GAME!

Why did Sonic had a heart-attack in the cafe?

Because he thought the hedgehog-slice was literally a slice of a hedgehog.

Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on that frikkin pig-bot!
This post has been edited by Retroman: 04 May 2013 - 12:33 AM

#152 User is offline SpeedySpikes 

Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:34 PM

  • I'm yellow. Don't you judge me.
  • Posts: 20
  • Joined: 10-November 11
  • Gender:Male
  • Project:Sonic Colours Unity (Primary Developer)
I bet Casino Night Zone will be difficult for my friends.

What does Sonic do when he's sad?
He sings the blues!

It's hard to see Sonic if he's in the sky.

He cracked like an Eggman.

Humpty Eggman sat on a wall.
Humpty Eggman had a great fall.
All the king's horses and Crabmeats
Couldn't put Eggman back together again!

And don't even get me started on Shadow Boxing!!

Sonic sure travels underground a lot.

The next time Tails goes to a restaurant after racing against Sonic, he'll order a dust sandwich.

Or how about becoming a Dust Hillbilly?

#153 User is offline Hinchy 

Posted 06 May 2013 - 10:55 PM

  • Posts: 1346
  • Joined: 04-September 08
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Apartment 0xFF
  • Project:Collectems
  • Wiki edits:32

View PostDashtube, on 13 March 2013 - 09:27 PM, said:

Posted Image

what the fuck someone else from Sonic Retro lives in Lafayette?!
This post has been edited by Hinchy: 06 May 2013 - 10:57 PM

#154 User is offline Tichmall 

Posted 07 May 2013 - 06:15 PM

  • Posts: 89
  • Joined: 13-July 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Project:Furoppu !, a platformer made with MMF2.
Why didn't Sonic like the game Sonic XL ?

Spoiler


#155 User is offline SonKnuck 

Posted 07 May 2013 - 07:29 PM

  • The Lazy Guy
  • Posts: 132
  • Joined: 11-January 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Quebec
  • Project:DBZ Re-enactment and LPs on Youtube
Eggman's so fat, when he falls, he can roll down green hills at Sonic speed.

I'm sorry. It's really bad.. Please forgive me. At least now I got it out of my head.

#156 User is online TheKazeblade 

Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:36 AM

  • "We'll Be Like Torches! Torches Together!"
  • Posts: 1318
  • Joined: 05-April 10
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:West Coast, US
What Sonic character would make the best traffic cop to stop speeders?

Miles Prower, because he Tails them.

#157 User is offline BlackFive 

Posted 19 May 2013 - 03:20 PM

  • Posts: 14
  • Joined: 13-September 10
Why are Sega never allowed on long car journeys?

Spoiler


  • 11 Pages +
  • ◄ First
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
    Locked
    Locked Forum

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users