Posted 04 May 2013 - 12:24 AM
Why did Amy tried to go to rehab?
Because she's like 'no no no'.
Sonic's the name, speeds.... THE GAME!
Why did Sonic had a heart-attack in the cafe?
Because he thought the hedgehog-slice was literally a slice of a hedgehog.
Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on that frikkin pig-bot!
This post has been edited by Retroman: 04 May 2013 - 12:33 AM
Posted 06 May 2013 - 09:34 PM
I bet Casino Night Zone will be difficult for my friends.
What does Sonic do when he's sad?
He sings the blues!
It's hard to see Sonic if he's in the sky.
He cracked like an Eggman.
Humpty Eggman sat on a wall.
Humpty Eggman had a great fall.
All the king's horses and Crabmeats
Couldn't put Eggman back together again!
And don't even get me started on Shadow Boxing!!
Sonic sure travels underground a lot.
The next time Tails goes to a restaurant after racing against Sonic, he'll order a dust sandwich.
Or how about becoming a Dust Hillbilly?
Posted 06 May 2013 - 10:55 PM
Dashtube, on 13 March 2013 - 09:27 PM, said:
what the fuck someone else from Sonic Retro lives in Lafayette?!
This post has been edited by Hinchy: 06 May 2013 - 10:57 PM
Posted 07 May 2013 - 06:15 PM
Why didn't Sonic like the game Sonic XL ?
Posted 07 May 2013 - 07:29 PM
Eggman's so fat, when he falls, he can roll down green hills at Sonic speed.
I'm sorry. It's really bad.. Please forgive me. At least now I got it out of my head.
Posted 08 May 2013 - 08:36 AM
What Sonic character would make the best traffic cop to stop speeders?
Miles Prower, because he Tails them.
Posted 19 May 2013 - 03:20 PM
Why are Sega never allowed on long car journeys?