Gerbilsoft Scripting Language

Are you a programmer and your work bores you? The Gerbilsoft Scripting Language is for you! Make your work more entertaining by programming using memes from the famous software specialist David Korth! It is very easy to learn! Just take a look at how your generic hello world program would look like:

Code (Text):

1. wtf Hello world program
2. develop
3.    news "Hello, world!"
4. fail

Retrieving values and manipulating them is easy too!

Code (Text):

1. wtf Shitty adder thingy
2. develop
3.    news "Enter first number:"
4.    submit x
5.    news "Enter second number:"
6.    submit y
7.    news "Their sum is ", x + y
8. fail

You can even make a quick game such as guess the number very easily!

Code (Text):

1. wtf Guess the number!
2. develop
3.    make number = rickrotate(1, 100)
4.    make guess = -1
5.    rick guess <> number
6.       news "Enter your guess:"
7.       submit guess
8.       urmom guess = number
9.          news "You win!"
10.       nou
11.          urmom guess < number
12.             news "Too low."
13.          nou
14.             news "Too high."
15.          zing
16.       zing
17.    roll
18. fail

Easy, isn't it? But that's not all! By improving your mood you'll also improve your productivity! Thousands of software developers are already seeing the benefits from using the Gerbilsoft Scripting Language! What are you waiting for? Don't miss this amazing and unique chance! Try it now!

P.S.: here you can get the official specs (thanks snkenjoi for uploading it)
http://snk.digibase.ca/gslspec.html