[InstantSonic]

The sequel to the Eggman Rap from 2003, but this time not parodying an actual rap song! Original lyrics written and performed by me, and the music is by Protodome. This will be animated eventually.



LYRICS:

Spoiler

I'm Eggman
That's E-double-G, M-A-N
Got no hair
I don't care
Chilling with my bots as I plan the evil plots

Thick round glasses can't seem to see my eyes
Mustache with 3 points on the sides
Eggmobiles are my choice of rides
Laughing with a smile as wide as my pants size
Here we go laying out some traps
Everywhere spiked pits and a time cap
Put my face on a sign at the end of the zone
Sonic's face too so that I'm not alone

Damn! He destroyed my newest ultimate creation
I won't let him get the best of my over-qualified intellect

You'll pay when you're in my way
I swear I'll make you rue the day
Next time there won't be a next time
For you and your animal friends too, hedgehog

You'll see I'm the one to rule this planet
I swear you won't miss the ones who ran it
My face on every cent and dime!
You won't be able to stop me this time, hedgehog

Now, where did I put those chaos emeralds again

My next project's called the Death Egg
A space station guaranteed to make you all beg
Built a winged fortress in the sky
Using up an ocean of oil until it's dry

Oh great Sonic's stowed away on my ship!
Now he's gonna wish he hadn't gave me any lip
Mecha Sonic's gonna kick his ass
Oh damn Sonic turned his jaw into glass

Here we go I'll make this our final fight
This time I'll set Sonic right
OH MAN there goes my master plan
Sealed inside this robot in the end
Self-destruct, hold on, adios my friends

This post has been edited by InstantSonic: 02 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

[Spexfox]

This easily tops Eminem and MC Frontalot for whitest rapping ever. Only the brilliant intellect of Eggman could achieve this! Let's face it, we're all screwed. We're no match for these fat beats!

It's a wonderful little ditty and it put a smile on my face during an otherwise boring work day. The only suggestion I have is true for all of hip hop and rap: As always, crank up the bass!

[InstantSonic]

Thanks Spex, I'm glad it made you smile. :D

[RGamer2009]

That was awesome! Can't wait to see it animated.

[JaxTH]

I'm indifferent.

I did like it near the end though.

[InstantSonic]

Thanks Rgamer! And Jax, it's probably because you liked Sonic 2 better than Sonic 1. ;D

[Skyler]

This was one of the highlights of my day.

[winterhell]

Nice voice.

[Mester Keel98]

That was entertaining. I like the evil laugh.

[Shoemanbundy]

Hilarious. There's a first one? I gotta find this.

[TimmiT]

Shoemanbundy, on 18 September 2012 - 06:55 AM, said:

Hilarious. There's a first one? I gotta find this.

Here you go: http://www.newground...tal/view/288536

This post has been edited by TimmiT: 18 September 2012 - 07:29 AM

[Shoemanbundy]

Oh I've seen that. Didn't know it was also InstantSonic's work.

Thanks :D

[Elektro-Omega]

When I seen that someone did an Eggman rap I thought it was literally going to be someone trying to be funny while it just sounding bland and uninteresting with their own voice with very little effort.

Boy was I wrong, as soon as I heard the voice I wished I listened to it earlier. This is awesome and, same as Skyler, is one of the highlights of my day.

I vote this becomes Eggman's new official theme.

This post has been edited by Elektro-Omega: 18 September 2012 - 08:17 AM

[InstantSonic]

Man, thanks you guys! If I can get someone to laugh or smile, it's makes my day.

[RuRi]

Normally I find that most of the time when people try to do Eggman's voice, it doesn't really match, but listening to this while just staring at InstantSonic's icon, it fit pretty damn well, good job!

listening to it for the third time now, haha